Other Craptions

Yoda was young once, and a dick.

The Chinese space program had to start somewhere...

Yeah, that's sorta cool, till you find out it's just an invisable biker and another guy on an invisable bike.

The consumers had had enough: Take your lead tainted shit back.

China may have the largest army in the world, but their artillery is a joke.

Translation: Gravity will not take your shit here.

A deleted scene from E.T., where E.T. realized he didn't need Eliot and left him high and dry.

Best. Tour De France. Ever

OH SHIT!

"Happy Thoughts! Happy Thoughts!! HAPPY THOUGHTS!"

I can has serious injury?

He made a good showing, but the bike beat Steve in the long jump by a good 3 yards.

MTV's Made: "I Wanna be a Mmodern day Christoper Reeves"

The biker begins his desperate cartoonish air-swim to make it back to his bike in time.

Sign reads: Guinnes Book Extreme Suicide Championship Challenge.

In the last few moments of his life, Mike thought: "What the hell. I'm gonna disco dance."

If he'd let go of the maracas, he might have been able to hold on to the bike.

Gunpowder, printing, the compass -- just a few of the inventions China gave to the world. The flying bicycle? Still working on it...

China's one hope these Olypmic games is that the world will become more aware of their national sport: Synchronized Semi-Invisible Offroad Freestyle

You've got to be exceptionally dumb to get your video noticed on YouTube anymore.

While passing the apex of the jump, John realised that sticking the landing was gonna be about more than just points.

China Air's policy on sneaking bikes onto thier flights was very strict and vigourously enforced.

Make it a unicycle and then we'll talk craptions

He was the best rider in the world, about to win his first gold. Unfortunately, he was also a devout Christian, and the Rapture came.

An ACME consumer meets a predictable end.

The Huns WERE getting into China, and they WERE going to look awesome doing it.

Wong remembered the wise words of the old man, "Click your heels together three times". The old fucker was wrong.

I knew I shouldn't have bothered listening to my mother about wearing clean undies.

Oh, what a pity. That's a nice bike.

The only thing that went through his head when he hit the ground was his ass.

His last words? "I meant to do that!"

And STAY out of China!

Even with his impending demise, Mike, after a lifetime to-the-extreme, couldn't go out with a zero in style points.

Dear Diary: I'm beginning to think I should have read the owner's manual more carefully.

"And now you see, young Takeshi, this is why I bought you roller blades."

See, I told you Asians could fly!

"Ouch! That's gonna cost him, Johnny!" "Right you are, Bob. Too bad for him the Chinese built the skate park next to the tiger pit!"

Mental Note: If you're going to masturbate before a stunt, don't use a lot of lube.

The Chinese sift out the very best for the Beijing games, and those who don't make the cut are banished in a Monty Python-like fashion.

Wang's attempt to infiltrate the French Castle fails in spectacular fashion.

Damn Mongorians!! Tryin to jump mah Shitty Wall!!

Mike couldn't believe it when he saw his girlfriend kissing another guy on top of the Great Wall. And, moments later, he couldn't believe how far away his bike was.

The Flugtag competition clearly underestimated the number of ambulances they'd need.

Doesn't matter how high we build the wall, those Jehovah's Witnesses keep trying to get in...

"Oh shit! There's no place like home! There's no place like hooome!!!"

Crouching Biker, Hidden Crash-pad

Nightcrawler first discovers his power.

If this were anyone but Lance Armstrong, he'd be covering his balls.

Quick hide this before the Mexicans see! They're going to be bicycling over border patrol in no time!