Craptions Classics April 04, 2008

"The good news is we found your kids..."

Corpsy

Other Craptions

It's a good thing the guy on the left doesn't realize he's giving it a handjob. Otherwise he'd stop, and then they'd all be dead.

Corpsy

It's 5 p.m. Do you know where your child is?

gamefreakjohnny

They thought they were in trouble when they hit that huge snake. Fortunately, they came across a ladder just up the road.

Kierkegaard

NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN' LANE!

bunnylefevre

Ah the old Guatemalan "leave a massive fake snake and drive off with the trucks while your friends take a picture" prank. Classic every time.

rob329

And here's a photo of our 12-man group with a huge..uh..er..hmmm. And here's a photo with our 11-man group with.....

Stretch

Hey, does anyone have a huge can of peanut brittle? I've got the best idea ever!

Zoo06

"And this is only when it's FLACCID"

amason

Fellas, get your gold chains and cheap cologne! Tonight we all go out with brand new boots!

IrishTerror

it wasn't until years later that the men realized that their hunting buddy, dirk, wasn't a naked, castrated quadruple amputee bald mute. he was actually a big motherfuckin' snake.

flowerthrower

Umm...guys? It's got my hand. Guys? Hello, is anyone listening to me? GUYS?!?

Crenshaw

Once you get to be an expert at holding your snake, you are awarded a sexy beige shirt.

Citric

It's kind of embarassing when you think about it... 11 guys and hundreds of yards of rope, but it only takes an underwear-clad Signourney Weaver to kill an acid-spewing space monster all by herself.

bunnylefevre

Ok. One of us has to be bait. Steve, no. Frank, no. Me, no. Oh! Paco go over there and act like a wounded rabbit.

Stretch
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