Craptions Classics April 02, 2008

If that guy had REAL superpowers, he'd summon a Guinness.

bunnylefevre

Other Craptions

Ugh. I can't wait until my Spell of Intoxicating Beverage Summoning rises past level 1. My druid will never get laid summoning this shit.

LardLad

A person who can magically make beer? I've found my dream wo..woman? Well, as long as I'm drunk...

goodapollo

He was proud of his magical powers, but he wished they wouldn't show up wtih so many homo-tastic sparkles.

lawdragon

Dude...Just use the fuckin' bottle opener, I don't have time for this shit.

kshipley

What alcohol content is that beer? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

rob329

If you think that's gay, you should see the Zima poster.

IrishTerror

Coors Light. The beverage of choice for gaunt, pasty faced goth trannies with no taste buds.

Corpsy

Sadly, Devil May Chug is only being released to Asian markets.

ectoferret

The straight-to-DVD sequel to Labyrinth had to use a LOT of product placement to afford to bring David Bowie back.

LardLad

The Catholic church felt thier message was not property recieved in Japan. Jesus turned water into wine, not crappy watered down beer.

lawdragon

No, thanks, I'll just have a beer instead.

cigjonser

Coors Light: Helping forget Aeris's death since 1995.

Roland1232

True, Yu-Gi-Oh! players were an experimental market for a beer company, but the fact that few 12 year olds knew what good beer tasted like made it a perfect match for Coors.

Kierkegaard

"When heroin withdrawal makes your throat feel like sandpaper, reach for whatever shitty beverage you can find. Coors Light!"

LardLad
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