Other Craptions

Ugh. I can't wait until my Spell of Intoxicating Beverage Summoning rises past level 1. My druid will never get laid summoning this shit.

A person who can magically make beer? I've found my dream wo..woman? Well, as long as I'm drunk...

He was proud of his magical powers, but he wished they wouldn't show up wtih so many homo-tastic sparkles.

Dude...Just use the fuckin' bottle opener, I don't have time for this shit.

What alcohol content is that beer? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

If you think that's gay, you should see the Zima poster.

Coors Light. The beverage of choice for gaunt, pasty faced goth trannies with no taste buds.

Sadly, Devil May Chug is only being released to Asian markets.

The straight-to-DVD sequel to Labyrinth had to use a LOT of product placement to afford to bring David Bowie back.

The Catholic church felt thier message was not property recieved in Japan. Jesus turned water into wine, not crappy watered down beer.

No, thanks, I'll just have a beer instead.

Coors Light: Helping forget Aeris's death since 1995.

True, Yu-Gi-Oh! players were an experimental market for a beer company, but the fact that few 12 year olds knew what good beer tasted like made it a perfect match for Coors.

"When heroin withdrawal makes your throat feel like sandpaper, reach for whatever shitty beverage you can find. Coors Light!"

This doesn't make me want to drink Coors Light, it makes me want to hurl it at my enemies.

Mr. Tanamoto in advertising forgot to wear his Dragon Cloak of +10 Original Marketing Ideas that day

The wizard is perplexed as to why his "destroy beer" spell keeps failing, but we know why...

Oh, I see. The target audience of Coors Light is the "white-haired transexual asians with lots of mascara" people.

Are you a lame goth vampire-wannabe? Coors Light will match your stupid silver wig perfectly, loser!

This is the "before" poster. The after poster features a pig peeing in a toilet from two feet away.

Coors Light has invigorating nutriments! Explains health better than monkey penis pills! Reverses radiation damage! Perfect for sports events and weddings! DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!

God, product placement in videogames is getting out of hand

The new Final Fantasy game looks refreshingly delicious.

You wish your beer was this "Gay 80' super wiz-bang ultra super megaa cooooool!"

The Japanese really did not understand Christianity. They have Jesus turning water into SUPER HAPPY SPARKLE BEER!

Coors Light: Avenging anyone who's accidentally been exposed to bukkake.

Let me translate: 9 out of 10 Japanese Vampires prefer victims who drink Coors Light over those who drink other premium imports.

In a fortuitous coincidence, the word 'bullit' in Japanese means "-haired magical gay man." Coors saw a marketing opportunity.

Apparently, in order to see the REALLY cool bar tricks, you have to go to a gay bar.

THIS is what Michael Jackson sees when he looks in the mirror.

Overheard at the party: "Dude, if that guy even TOUCHES one of my Newcastles, I'll break his fucking arm."

In Japan, they use magical forces to make Coors Lite take less like watered down piss...reviews are mixed.

Coors Light! 'Cause if it tasted good, you might be too drunk to fight the undead.

Seconds after chugging from the "Holy Grail", he shriveled and died. Turns out Jesus was a Michelob man.

"Now my young apprentice conjure the final ingredient; the putrid discharge from the diseased rectum of a gutter whore." ... "Nailed it!"

I command you to taste less like goat piss! (chht!...pour...sip...) Damn.

Coors Light, the official beer of The Edgar Winter Group.

Most effective date-rape scheme ever.

Coors Light...The offical drink of Dungeons and Dragons.

Insert derogatory comment about wacky Asian culture here. Haha.

I never thought i'd see the day when a caption contest turned into a flame war, bravo internet users, brav-o.

"Lets fight" "You do not, want... to challenge me Alek...you will die as the others have..." (Bright flashing crazy lights) "...You summoned a beer..." "I summoned a beer" "Why do I hang out with you?"

Hey hey let's go kenka suru. Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so let's drinking... let's drinking beer! let's drinking beer!

Kill LardLad!!!!!!!

Tojiro was still working out the kinks on his 'summon bear' spell

Coors Light: Having trouble getting women to accept drinks from you? Send them a Coors and keep it that way!

BEHOLD! The elixir of date rape and blatant homosexuality.

"Hey Brad, it's miller time" "The HELL IT IS!"

A cold frosty beer Summoned by white-haired weirdo This ad campaign sucks