Other Craptions

Superdawg - Home of the World's Strongest Sausage, as well as the World's most insecure, plain-jane Hot Dog.

"Well, now that I have my mascots, what should I dress them in?" "Hot dog buns, sir?" "Don't be ridiculous. Dress that one up as Tarzan and that one as Paris Hilton."

If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, or sprouts arms, legs, and a face, call a physician immediately.

Dan was so excited. Finally, a woman who shared his fetish for buns.

"Call me Oscar Fuckin' Meyer, baby! Say my name! Say my name!"

He wouldn't be cocky if he knew she had a footlong last night.

I don't blame him for his bravado. It's hard to feel like much of a man when your girlfriend is a 6-foot weiner.

"To stop those monsters 1-2-3, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... Guarantee void in Tennessee."

" Posture and Say whatever you want Wes...I'm still telling them you have The Clap."

I'm not sure Japan really "got" Rocky, judging by their new adaptation.

"Anything you can do I can do better...anything I can do better than you..no you can't... yes I can yes I can"

Dear Cracked, Please stop taking photos from my wedding album! Thank you, Bunnylefevre

The final moments of any season of American Idol.

somewhere out there, there are two pairs of very lonely balls

No matter what he was doing, Billy Bratwurst always looked like a dick.

"Peter, you really are a dick. I don't see why these people would care if I'm on the rag!"

Lola tried to blink back the tears. This WAS worse than the casting couch.

Sally knew that Carl was only THIS happy when he was cheating.

Ugh, their bedroom must smell like a meat-packing plant.

"Listen, is this really necessary?? I'm just really not that interested."

The carnivorous atheist's answer to Veggie Tales.

"umm honey...that whole leap of faith thing? I'm just gonna stick with that whole being a heathen....OK?"

"Jesus...where am I...and now did I get in these awful cothes??"

In Soviet Russia, hot dog eats YOU!

Andy was so proud!!! he had finally "gave her 8, and made it hurt".

Hey. You're wiener is sticking out of your loincloth buddy.

Bob's got a brand new boost of confidence, and a more rigid posture, thanks to Enzyte! The horrible sausage-monster women like it, too.

After a brief scare of healthy diets, reconstituted meat substitute reclaims its spot at the top of America's food pyramid.

Notice how they spelled it D-A-W-G, yet the hot dog-people have conspicuously caucasion-looking limbs.

To the victor goes the...umm... ...forlorn looking weiner-lady.

i dont know why he is so excited, their kids are just gonna turn out to be brats, and there's no telling which one will be wurst

"I payed $7 million to an advertising firm for this?"

"Alraaaaght! I just gave some ANAL!"

man i really relish this picture

As the virus spread nationwide, men were elated with the side effects. Women, not so much.

"YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, BIATCH?"

First we take the hot dog stand. Then, the world!

My dignity has a first name. Its O.S.C.A.R.

Do I tell him that Superbratwurst was better...?

His doctor warned him not to mix male-enhancement drugs, but he didn't listen. Still, it could be worse- he could have developed a thing for dresses like his friend, Steve.

I think he can do better.

"Jane, RUN! It's that Japanese guy!"

Ministry of Silly Cocks.

"Look, up in the sky! It's a wurst! It's a brat! It's SUPERDAWG!" someone had to do it.

It's the world's first strip club/all-you-can-eat hot dog bar. What could possibly go wrong?

Tim realized he had serious issues when the LSD kicked in and even his visions of straight relationships had blatant homo erotic overtones.

The Germans decided to to add their own twist to the popular childrens cartoon "The Flintstones".

Everyone hated it when Superdawg insisted people "taste his meat" until Sally came along. At first she was skeptical but in the end it was the best choice of her life.

Food porn had a very small niche.