Craptions Classics March 31, 2008

China's worst bagel advertisement.

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Other Craptions

God, put the seat up! Pigs are such men.

LardLad

So I'm not the only one that takes off all of my clothes to pee? Because public restroom urinals have been awkward...

LardLad

Strangely enough, the title translates to: "Toilet Seats, Birthdays, and the Clitoris - Real Men Miss 'Em All"

bunnylefevre

There are so many things wrong with this picture. I mean, there's no way to flush that toilet!

LardLad

Man, the Olympics are gonna be weird this year.

Crenshaw

His mother didn't buy him clothes...but she decides to buy him a PLAID hat? Jesus, she really must hate him.

lawdragon

Oh for god sake...with that much rouge you just look like a whore.

lawdragon

Dear Fellow Cracked Readers, I apologize in advance: "And this little piggy went 'wee wee wee' all the way home." Again, my sincerest apologies. Kind regards, DesertEagle

DesertEagle

There's something about this picture that's not quite kosher.

kramsha

This is the first dvd in a two part set. The second one shows you how to shit from 5 feet away.

london

"Little pig, little pig, let me in! I gotta take a MASSIVE dump!"

Corpsy

You know, sometimes something comes along that grabs you buy the balls and says "Asians Just Really ARE Strange"

lawdragon

Ok, I don't want to be culturally insenstive or boorish...but I'm pretty sure a lot of that writing is just pictures of chicken feet.

Kitty420

It takes years of practice to be able to write your name in the snow in Japanese.

LardLad
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