Other Craptions

God, put the seat up! Pigs are such men.

So I'm not the only one that takes off all of my clothes to pee? Because public restroom urinals have been awkward...

Strangely enough, the title translates to: "Toilet Seats, Birthdays, and the Clitoris - Real Men Miss 'Em All"

There are so many things wrong with this picture. I mean, there's no way to flush that toilet!

Man, the Olympics are gonna be weird this year.

His mother didn't buy him clothes...but she decides to buy him a PLAID hat? Jesus, she really must hate him.

Oh for god sake...with that much rouge you just look like a whore.

Dear Fellow Cracked Readers, I apologize in advance: "And this little piggy went 'wee wee wee' all the way home." Again, my sincerest apologies. Kind regards, DesertEagle

There's something about this picture that's not quite kosher.

This is the first dvd in a two part set. The second one shows you how to shit from 5 feet away.

"Little pig, little pig, let me in! I gotta take a MASSIVE dump!"

You know, sometimes something comes along that grabs you buy the balls and says "Asians Just Really ARE Strange"

Ok, I don't want to be culturally insenstive or boorish...but I'm pretty sure a lot of that writing is just pictures of chicken feet.

It takes years of practice to be able to write your name in the snow in Japanese.

"Spell 'PIG' backwards and say 'funny' ...is a cartoon in Japan!"

It's still better than Dragonball.

Oh, so that's how women pee.

Don't laugh. That's pretty much how it works when you're fat.

I guess I'm not the only one who pees blue in frantic,short sequences. I don't know if I'm releived or upset.

Knowing the Japanese, this ad is probably for chocolate or something

"Look ma, no hands!" AND he still has great aim.

So...if piggy porker peed a pack of purple peas, how long before someone turns him into bacon?

Wait a minute...if Billy's rolling in shit out there, who's in the toilet wearing his cap?

Poor Peter Porkins hasn't seen his pecker in years.

translation: "remember, more than two shakes, and you're playing with it"

Every school in Japan has a coat of arms. But only some schools advertise that they deal with "specal needs" kids.

I am very sorry to infom everyone: 1) That is not a toilet lid 2) The pig isn't using "the Toilenator" for it's intended purpose

Coming soon to a theater near you. Porky Pig is Larry Craig in Wide Stance.

Okay, NOW the japanese have covered every weird sexual fetish.

Pissy Pig, our answer to Hello Kitty.

In later years, he would be nicknamed Boinker the Oinker at his frat.

You'd blush too if someone caught you wearing that hat.

After Batman, Joel Schumacher now sets his sights on ruining the Babe movies...film premiers in Tokyo.

Men aim their piss into the toilet... PIGS however, graffiti Chinese and then point to where their piss has to go.

Before staring in his break through role, Babe played some lesser parts - most notably a collection watersport videos.

Ok, serioulsy...does EVERYONE have to try that stupid backwards hat thing?

i hope he washes his hands... ...even if he's not the one doing the cooking.

Pigbert uses the machine gun technique of pissing.

Perfect aim. A smooth upward arc. This instructional DVD may be worth a gander.

I'd heard toilet's flushed in the opposite direction on the other side of the world, but I didn't realize that the water jumped out of the toilet and into your dick.

TALKING SCALE: "Hey, wait a second, you just lost a little... are you... awwwww, that's disgusting! Please, disinfect me when you're done."

Everybody Porks.

When you're THIS talented you don't NEED to put the seat up.

Hey, yeah! I know this stuff! It's called "Super Tasty Fruit Drink" in English. You get it at Asian grocery stores. ...Huh. Y'know, when you see it on the shelf, you don't really think much about the label...huh.

HAPPY GOOD-TIME PORK PISS! TASTE GOOD! YOU TRY!

The peeping tom in the lower right has a very strange fetish.

traduccion: pig diuretic approved by the the royal pig and pork crown "dick not included"

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Porkins quickly throws his weed in the toilet before the cops bust in.