Craptions Classics March 30, 2008

Yes there is the guy in costume on a crazy fish-bike. But the really funny part of the picture is the bald guy who actually thinks that girl will sleep with him later.

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Here we can clearly see the 3 body sections of a common fish: head, mad scientist, and thorax.

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France has wine, Canada has...that.

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"...until one day lightning struck a garbage can full of Free AOL CDs, and life was born."

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Hello, Triple-A? Yeah... I broke down on 5th and Main. ...Oh yeah. You'll notice me.

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Marty! We gotta go Back...To The Grouper!

Crenshaw

The damage to the fish was severe after Professor Finkelstein hit it with his bike. But he knew he could rebuild it- better, faster, stronger.

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I'd say "his wife is gonna be pissed when she finds out he used her taffeta dress to make the fish head," but I think it's clear this guy has never been laid, let alone married. It's nice taffeta, though.

bunnylefevre

What's got 4 wheels, shiny scales, big googly eyes and a girlfriend? Not this.

andoru

Not pictured: dignity

mxsone

Something about this picutre is...fishy. (God, I'm so, so, so, sorry, really I'll think of a way to make it up to you.)

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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he will do this to it.

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