Other Craptions

Finally someone found a use for Nickelback CDs. Though it may be years before anyone finds a GOOD use for them.

Eddie had found the perfect way to transport dead prostitutes. No one would question the smell.

Here we can clearly see the 3 body sections of a common fish: head, mad scientist, and thorax.

Once they reach maturity, they swim uptown against the tide of traffic, spawn once, and then die. Such is the life of the bike fish.

France has wine, Canada has...that.

"...until one day lightning struck a garbage can full of Free AOL CDs, and life was born."

Hello, Triple-A? Yeah... I broke down on 5th and Main. ...Oh yeah. You'll notice me.

Marty! We gotta go Back...To The Grouper!

The damage to the fish was severe after Professor Finkelstein hit it with his bike. But he knew he could rebuild it- better, faster, stronger.

I'd say "his wife is gonna be pissed when she finds out he used her taffeta dress to make the fish head," but I think it's clear this guy has never been laid, let alone married. It's nice taffeta, though.

What's got 4 wheels, shiny scales, big googly eyes and a girlfriend? Not this.

Not pictured: dignity

Something about this picutre is...fishy. (God, I'm so, so, so, sorry, really I'll think of a way to make it up to you.)

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he will do this to it.

The last known photo of Jerry before the seagulls got him.

Carrot Top: The Final Years

"Is this the CARP-ool lane?" If that made you laugh, by all means, kill yourself.

Tour De France rulebooks were amended the following year to address this loophole.

George couldn't wait to show his parents why he took a year off from college.

Autobots, Roll out --- Guppy was the worst fucking transformer.

No wonder he's wearing a costume. I wouldn't want to be recognized riding Rosie O'Donnel around the city either.

"I think it's due for a TUNAp!" "Wanna ride my BASScycle?" "Oh no, I'm late for school and I'm starting to fishtail!" Stop laughing and kill yourself already.

It became harder and harder to sneak into the aquarium to satify his unnatrual lusts.

"Whoooaaah, easy girl. Sorry 'bout that, Asians make him nervous."

"See, dear, that's why I hate the city. Yuppies on guppies."

His friends dealt with the strange new BikeFish, the stupid wig, the dumb lab coat...but even his closest friends stopped calling after the rubber fisting gloves came out.

" A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle", so Chris-tina decided to cover all bases

Fuck you, it was on sale. (sorry couldn't help myself)

Most salmon swim hundreds of miles to reach the spawning grounds. Some prefer other methods.

The bike fish has few natural predators -- the most deadly of these being the wok shark.

The scale of his accomplishment is - no, no, I just can't do it. And no "Carp Diem", either.

"Cod-speed, lone traveler"

"Why'd I do it. Just for the HALIBUT!" "HAhaha! Oh shit, I think I gotta go kill myself..."

This was Ted's fuck you to public transportation.

Evolutionary biologist are stunned for years after the capture of specimens of fish suggesting that they evolved wheels before legs when migrating onto dryland.

CARPtion PUNS NEVER GET OLD

best use of phish cd's ever

Never mind how this got off the drawing board; how the hell did it get ON there in the first place?

The Fishbike maintains a symbiotic relationship with rollerskaters, who clean its scales and fins in exchange for a CD or two.

Tired of his buddies' 'same-shit' Friday night antics, Steve decided he was going to do his own thing. Monday morning, as his co-workers filed lazily into the office, he arrived in fucking style.

Unfortunately for Ming a scheduling error revealed that the Chinese New Year and Gay Pride parades were on the same day but he was just so darn proud of who he is he decided to march in both.

"Why does everyone keep calling me Chip?"

Ahhh, sweet Bunnylefevre...a costume...a giant fish...and a hand-job!! For that my sweet, you may have the twenty as well!

It looks impressive, but he's actually wearing a cod-piece.

These hybrid cars are looking more and more ridiculous.

In perhaps the most striking modern example of evolutionary adaptation, the bike fish has learned to survive in the urban canyons of downtown Manhattan. Chalk up another point for Darwin.

"Yeah...uh this is a big shout out to all the guys at jackass...My names Mike and I reckon I'd be awesome to join the crew.. And this is a video of me cycling in ma bike-fish into the Ferrari across the road, hope you enjoy..."

Sure he covered it is sequins, but everyone could see the fish was just dead behind the eyes.

When Pokemon Live Action Role Playing sessions go too far...