Craptions Classics April 02, 2006

"Are you saying I can dodge the press?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to."

Fry

Other Craptions

The cardboard standup of President Bush fooled the press for hours.

Saocel

This isn't the President you're looking for.

Bandit

Mr. Bush, the microphones can't see you waving.

vonTrausers

"Stop!! Hammer time."

Who

Bush didn't like the automated carwash one bit.

tenzig

While Bush was distracted by the fiendish microphones, the evil trees slowly crept nearer. This time, he would not escape.

Linux fan

I'm this many.

2gun

The resturaunt guy was right, it was some kind of force field.

Karl

George Bush= owww fluffy

BIGSHOWJR100

The presidential long reach dildo collection, now in black and furry!

e30bmwm3power

Stop....in the name of love.

Scott Bull
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