Other Craptions

Wang realised he could never live up to his name.

"Wow, you have a small one." "Wow, you're a fat bitch."

No. No no no. I am NOT going there. Sorry Cracked, you can't make me! "You're right, it does taste like chicken." HAPPY? HAPPY NOW? Bastards....

ME: "Huh, I think I'll check this place out..." CHRIS HANSEN: "Hello. Have a seat."

Nambla headquarters: Tokyo division.

A young Bruce Lee somberly accepts his first defeat.

Did you guys notice that the girl has TWO BOWS. WHORE!!!

Yep, that's right folks...that picture is a registered trademark. For what, you ask? It's really best not to say.

"How cute! It's got training wheels!"

At first, the chinese male is almost indistinguishable from the female, as they have the samesized genitals. In later years, this becomes possible (but only barely)

"Oh dear...yes I see your problem. Perhaps you could tell people it was an Innie?"

Ming ponders if she could ever fall asleep in that pose.

What's more disturbing: the picture itself, or the fact that it's been trademarked?

The moment little Mark realized he'd never grow up to be a famous actress.

You know what ruins child pornography for me? Cowlicks.

Uncle Joey's Daycare: We're always open!

Penis envy always starts at an early age.

Sure he was white everywhere else, but he was black where it counted.

"Damn. Bologna sandwich again. What'd you get?"

It may seem odd to us, but that's the most popular custom cake in Japan.

"Hmmm....No, no that just won't do."

Sigh, yes...I have brought dishonor on the family. Sepaku is the only option. I'll never be good enough at math to make up for this.

She silently cursed being born Asian.

Cracked.com's article on "The 256 of the World's Cutest Child Porn in Black and White on Billboards or Signs" drew complaints.

Children in America watched Rugrats. Children in Japan watched something very similar yet significantly more disturbing.

Did ... did it just move?

Where my life started to go wrong. Exhibit A: Preschool

If I'm Princess Leia and you're Hans Solo, explain to me again how I can "Feel the Force"?

I don't see anything...Oh,wait!There it is!

Oops! There must have been a mistake. I got your parts and you must have mine. Well, Made in China... you get what you pay for.

"Welp, I'm gonna need to develop a LOT of weird fetishes to overcome this. Better start buying used panties now."

This week on MTV Cribs: Cribs.

You're right Bill, they did forget to draw genitals on you

Xiao contemplates how to politely say "no thanks" without hysterical laughter.

"Maybe it's scared..."

"NOW can you feel the viagra starting to work?"

Mine tastes funny, what about yours?

And that's when little Chung Li decided she was DONE with Asian men.

Where catholic priests come to collect their Christmas bonus.

I am called Hung-So Lo, see? What's your name? 'Little Chinese Boy Fingerer'

Daycare shopping? I suggest you keep looking.

What's disturbing is that this sign has all rights restricted to something...

"Soooo, you're saying I SHOULDN'T have one of those?"

"I don't care how impressive you think it is, you've got to buy me jewellery first!"

Here, I'll wet it before I put it in.

though thwarted when trying to prove it,the boy named tsu knew he was different somehow

Michael's Curiosity Shop

Upon long thought and examination, the Huang kids realized they were mixed up at birth.

You have dishonored my penis!