Other Craptions

"Remember, a policewoman's strength flows from the force!" "That's not the only thing flowing. Wasn't this water blue a minute ago?" "Question not your master and his ways..."

He was living the sweet life off the insurance money, but Diddy missed Donkey, and sometimes wished he hadn't pushed him down that hole in level 5.

Jane secretly enjoyed the times when Tarzan was away on business...

Carrie enjoyed one last frollick before she released her fully grown seamonkeys into the wild.

I want that filthy animal out of the pool, the monkey can stay.

After Angela's last breakup, her standards started going downhill.

Sharon would never make it through the Police Academy until she got that monkey off her back.

Working in the K-9 unit, Bobo had worked with many dogs, but this bitch was different.

"Look behind You!!! a police monkey!!" "Very funny Im not fallin for that again..."

Scruffles had been living the sweet life of a police dog for years now. But after being thrown into the pool and failing to doggy paddle, he knew the jig was up.

Sally: "Just keep smiling...don't let Mom and Dad see how right they were about him back when you were in college...you life is NOT over... just... fucking... smile..."

Even after a drug bust gone bad, getting shot in his shoulder, and having Sarge chew out his ass, Goobly the Monkey knew he could count on Jane, the hooker with a heart of gold, to cheer him up.

Shelly wasn't jealous that her conjoined monkey made it on the force and she didn't, but Kiku secretly felt Shelly was holding him back.

Bobo knew he would never get the smell of wet human out of his uniform.

Banana's lowered his head in shame as he realized that he would be expelled from the force after he raped her, but he knew there was no turning back.

He had been to space and had a hot model wife, but Bobo still missed his poo-flinging college days.

The experimental drug-sniffing orangutan program was scrapped once it was discovered that apes can't tell the difference between cocaine and Herbal Essence shampoo.

Unfortunately, due to severe budget cuts, it was to be CSI Miami's last season.

In case of emergency, monkey can be used as a flotation device.

Listen guys, there is no sex going on here. This is two "people" have a "fun" time in a pool. They are both off duty and "sober"...let's not make a big deal of this. It could ruin careers!

Being human wasn't as great as he'd thought, but after the whole song-and-dance he gave Mowgli, King Louie sure as hell wasn't going back to the jungle.

Even using both hands, monkey Spock didn't have enough thumb separation to pull off The Death Grip, as the woman continued to swim towards Kirk's crotch. Nothing could save her now.

Everyone mocked Aquaman during his life, but after he was killed everyone agreed that his replacements were even worse.

Nobody had the heart to tell Sally it was a REALLY ulgy baby...

"I think there's something wrong with my police dog!"

HOOOO-WEEEE! Where them white girls at?!

Does this monkey have a banana in his pouch or is he just happy to see me.

KonKo couldn't want until he earned his way up to the "Police Primate Badge"

"You see some crazy shit when you've been on the force as long as I have. I find drinking helps."

The new member of DOG the Bounty Hunter brought some special skills to the team. (Ratings stay low...but now they can air on Animal Planet!)

The trainer at HumanWorld was about to make Sally jump through a set of rings for the grand finale.

Sgt. Hairy was really regretting leaving that banana peel by the chief's office, now that he'd been busted down the pool duty.

"It took me a while, but I finally figured out how to pedal one of these human-boats."

Police Academy 10: Monkey Business

You want happy ending?

This is so NOT what I meant by "heavy petting."

"He was the best damn Navy SEAL this unit has ever seen! A master in the jungle mission, and a real ladies man, HE MADE THIS TEAM PROUD. Even after his accident, he joined the police to do what he could! Well miss him"

Jill wasn't fooled by her new seeing eye "dog". Whose idea was it to put a K-9 jacket on him, anyway? Did they think that would trick her?

is...is it in yet boo boo? i knew i would never be satisfied again after that donkey show...

Bongo tried to swim in peace, but suddenly....she was back.

"I was starting to get shoulder cramps in the kiddie pool. I owe my life to this brave little hero."

His family says he married a gold digging whore. Her family says she married a good for nothing ape. In some ways, they were both right.

A picture from one Cracked article titled "The 10 Most Ridiculous Interspecies Pairings That Are Actually Sort Of Hot And Can Totally Kill You".

Heather Mills even got custody of Paul McCartney's pet monkey.

Don't ask, don't beat your chest with your fists and shriek "Ooog! Ooog!" to everyone within a five-mile radius.

2 zima's and the promise of being gentle and going slow and sarah let bobo assume the position while her sorority sisters watched.

Bobo hated the water...almost as much as Cynthia hated Bobo. "Fuck you Bobo," she thought.

"Geez. On my ass again. Why don't those cops stop hassling me and go get a donut-flavored banana or something."

You know things have gone bad when you need monkeys to control you K-9 unit. From the back of a women. Submerged in water.