Craptions Classics March 27, 2008

Everyone was soooo impressed with Chai the Alligator man. But in his heart, Steve knew they really were cheering because he waxed the SHIT outta that floor!

lawdragon

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Phong seemed pleased with his choice, but he would shortly discover that Croc beats Paper.

Roland1232

How Hillary Clinton remembers her trip to the zoo...

cw22233

chinese food again?!

rudy_facio

the problem with heavy drinking is you wake up in the strangest places

fellasheowed

The alligator gasped in terror as he realized he had been caught in the Chinese throat hold.

thecrunch00001

The tryouts to replace Steve Irwin had an amazing 32% survival rate.

LardLad

Despite being ridiculed by his peers, Larry knew if he was patient in leaving his mouth open food would eventually come to him.

gourmetemu

Fuck, I hate modern dance.

bunnylefevre

"Ok, yes... yes, I can hear his thoughts now. He's... he's angry.... and... HUNGRY."

LardLad

And wouldn't you know it? The gator was hungry again an hour later.

DesertEagle

Ming was not quite sure why his head hurt, but he had a hunch that it had something to do with sticking his head in the crocodiles mouth.

thecrunch001

Louisiana's foreign exchange program has its critics.

dogico

It's the kind of lesson you learn only once, but whether you ever use it again depends which side of the glass you're on.

bunnylefevre

"What's that, son? No, you can't come out until you apologize for hitting your sister."

LardLad
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