Other Craptions

At the factory where they manufacture Hannah Montana fans.

After 5 years of battling the torsos, Ted finally found their weakness. Eskimo kisses.

90% of the cast could be completely immobile, but if this were a horror movie, the black guy would still die first.

Peter wanted to just do his job and go home. And the work wasn't that bad. To be honest, though, he would get really uncomfortable on the days that Moby would show up and fingerbang his creations.

How crash test dummies are made, and sometimes, made sweet, sweet love to.

Well, I suppose if you can make it, someone will develop a fetish for it.

"So? What do you do for a living?" "I...uhh..I'm a...um..plastic surgeon...."

The dolls would spring to life and sing "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. The one in the back is being trained for the part "oom papa oom papa oom papa mow mow" by Ed Norton Jr.

When Carl wasn't looking, Billy practiced his ball room dancing skills at work.

failed product 47 : Acupunture models

You gotta love the blow up tube strategically placed in the dolls asshole

There ARE worse kinds of avalanches than just snow.

They wanted to make them more realistic by adding abs...but perhaps they should have started with adding legs...

What was the worst thing that could happen to an anatomically correct inflatable? A small prick...

What do you suppose their job application looked like?

"ONES LEAKING, ONES LEAKING!!!" "Its ok, Bob, no need to get hissssssssssssterical..."

Ken knew he'd found the job for him...Steve was just glad they hired felons.

The battle was won. Sitting amongst the carnage he and Lawrence had wrought, Stan had to lean in close to hear the young Inflate-a-soldier's last words: "I can't... feel my arm..." "Shhhhhhh... rest now...." Steve whispered, as he pinched.

"Umm, Mike. That's not really what we meant by 'dirty jobs...."

There is only one way to make this stadium look sold out and it's crazy enough that it might just work.

Dave knew it was wrong to get involved with a subordinate...but somehow he knew this one was special.

You know, I feel these blow up dolls are a bit racist. See, the black guy can't find one in his shade! It's wrong...just...plain...wrong!

KIA went cheap on their crash test dummies, but that's how it got the nickname "Killed In Accident"

With the two guards distracted by all the blow up dolls, the car slipped by unnoticed.

Don't do it, Johnny! What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in. The Indians knew that. That's why they stopped using it when the ground went sour. Don't bury these bodies at the Indian Burial Ground, Johnny! Sometimes... dead is better

How many freaking people do you need to blow one of those things up? Or perhaps I'm missing the whole point...

There's always a big rush for the amputee model this year.

The black guy probably needs one that's more hole than doll, amirite? Amirite?

New sex toys: you decide where you want to blow.

"I'll crash test you baby, I'll crash test your brains out. C'mere and give me some of that new car smell. Mmmm."

He masterbated the hell out of the dummy, and slowly whispered, "cum for me baby"

This picture is horrible! I keep having flashbacks to my wedding night.

It took a while before Skynet realised the first round of Terminators were not as frightening as it had thought.

The real life Lenny and Carl having seen all the colors of the homo rainbow begin a new and promising life together.

Jamal would remind himself that in one week he would be working at the women blow up doll section. Rupert on the other hand would remind himself that in one weeks time he would get to take his doll home.

You think YOUR job blows?

"So life-like, you'll barely know you're fucking a balloon!!"

It had to be easier than this to find extras for the orgy scenes in the new "Caligula" movie.

Fact: 87% of PT Cruiser drivers have amputee blow-up doll fetishes

Mr. Miyagi's obscure training methods follow him into his new movie "The Trumpet Kid"

Where is the weird guy's hand going?

Some of the outtakes from the latest Myth Busters DVD set are pretty fucking disturbing.

Bob and Dwayne, preparing a Rent-a-Crowd that wouldn't heckle John McCain

"You remind me of my wife, before the accident"

It's raining inflatable men.

Having not yet had his arms and legs attached, Crash Test Carl was defenceless again Earl’s advances.

Now if only Barack Obama were here, these white dummies might be more inclined to listen.

Stop looking at me, dummy.

The Male Inflatable sex dolls were far less popular, and were thus thrown away. But not before Jerry could have his time.