"Spit or Swallow" was a terrible, terrible game show.
"SHIT, we forgot to build a hole for the weed."
If trading electrons and forming covalent bonds is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Mark and Jeff looked at each other in horror. They were about to be bench pressed.
"Dammit, I swallowed the hamster"
"Now Watson, observe how we can converse without fear of eavesdropping!"
"Excellent! But sir, how long will the oxygen last?"
"It will... um, that is... fuck."
Yes, the Church of Scientology performs gay weddings...
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar???
After reading the instruction manual, Bob & Jerry realized that they had placed the sex toy on the wrong heads.
Test-tube babies were more hilarious back in the 50's
2 guys, 1 alembic.
at least you can't see the one connecting their pants...
It had taken a great deal of planning, but when the whole thing came together, the goldfish couldn't have been happier with their revenge.
And now we hug, and we'll look like an erect penis!!!