Craptions Classics March 25, 2008

"Spit or Swallow" was a terrible, terrible game show.

Fairview

Other Craptions

"SHIT, we forgot to build a hole for the weed."

Fairview

If trading electrons and forming covalent bonds is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Roland1232

Mark and Jeff looked at each other in horror. They were about to be bench pressed.

BaronVonTito

Amish podcast.

Roland1232

"Dammit, I swallowed the hamster"

ski40

"Now Watson, observe how we can converse without fear of eavesdropping!" "Excellent! But sir, how long will the oxygen last?" "It will... um, that is... fuck."

Corpsy

Yes, the Church of Scientology performs gay weddings...

Corpsy

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar???

kramsha

After reading the instruction manual, Bob & Jerry realized that they had placed the sex toy on the wrong heads.

thecrunch001

Test-tube babies were more hilarious back in the 50's

Kitty420

2 guys, 1 alembic.

Roland1232

at least you can't see the one connecting their pants...

namesnatcher

It had taken a great deal of planning, but when the whole thing came together, the goldfish couldn't have been happier with their revenge.

phreesh

And now we hug, and we'll look like an erect penis!!!

thecrunch
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