Other Craptions

"SHIT, we forgot to build a hole for the weed."

If trading electrons and forming covalent bonds is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Mark and Jeff looked at each other in horror. They were about to be bench pressed.

Amish podcast.

"Dammit, I swallowed the hamster"

"Now Watson, observe how we can converse without fear of eavesdropping!" "Excellent! But sir, how long will the oxygen last?" "It will... um, that is... fuck."

Yes, the Church of Scientology performs gay weddings...

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar???

After reading the instruction manual, Bob & Jerry realized that they had placed the sex toy on the wrong heads.

Test-tube babies were more hilarious back in the 50's

2 guys, 1 alembic.

at least you can't see the one connecting their pants...

It had taken a great deal of planning, but when the whole thing came together, the goldfish couldn't have been happier with their revenge.

And now we hug, and we'll look like an erect penis!!!

Okay asshole, I'm going to tell you one last time: IF YOU'RE GOING TO MOVE WARN ME FIRST.

Selling your soul is the easy part. The actual transfusion, on the other hand...

Ted Stevens invents mobile internet.

The new laws allowing gay marriage have some interesting clauses...

One invention that never made it into traditional law enforcement was the Head Cuffs.

Roger's breath was a true connoisseur's delight.

After budget cuts, NASA could no longer afford one air tank per astronaut.

"Thank you for volunteering for my next trick. Here, put this on. Don't worry, it's safe. Now, tell me, have you ever seen how a mother bird feeds her young?"

"Gave His Majesty Secret Service: With Agent 010 James Bondage"

Bubble boy and his father had some co-dependance issues.

"Dude, part of you is touching me! WHAT PART OF YOU IS THAT? I CAN'T SEE DOWN THERE!"

Bill, there's something I forgot to mention before we put this thing on... I have SARS

In space, no one can hear how gay you are.

If only I could Get Smart and think of a clever caption.

"Yes, I can here you just fine... I'm right fucking here... ....STOP YELLING you douchbag!"

The invention known as "The Debater's Glory Hole."

"My GOD, you're RIGHT!...I WAS out of tune!"

"OK Fred, we never thought about it but now I need to go to the bathroom and it's not pee"

"I'm pretty sure the Japanese game show host said all we have to do to win the million yen is get naked and vomit through this tube. No, I don't know why."

"Who Sucks More?" They would soon find out.

This is why you shouldn't go with off brand cell service: "Can you hear me now? How 'bout now? Goooood."

Give us a kiss love.

Are you sure if we have sex with this on we won't turn gay?

Back before NASA had the big bucks and the imported scientists

When I agreed to masturbate in front of each other, you promised this wouldn't get awkward.

"So when we're ready to start, we break it in the middle. Then, we get to watch them peck each other to death."

Yelling matches used to be so cheeky and fun, but now, someone's head has to explode.

Can you smell what I smell, Toshiro? Rape is in the air.

The Internet: Connecting people since 1965.

Steve and Dave always wanted to be hamsters...now they had their big chance.

Once waterboarding was deemed torcher, the military had to get creative.

In the future, frat-boy belching contests become a test not only of volume, but of endurance.

With the aid of Cannabis vapors and Jesus-filters, we see how a Republican can be distilled into a perfectly functional liberal.

Russia's space program always kinda revolved around thinking outside the box.

"Mints? No. I never eat mints after a garlic sauce. They taste funny. Why?"