Craptions Classics March 24, 2008

After giving up all material possesions, buddha was often forced to ride "bitch" when hanging out with jesus and mohammed

montanaguy

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Nirvana! And make it fast!

Daercoma

Jesus may be my copilot, but Buddha knows where all the hot chicks hang out.

Crenshaw

Buddha is Mexican?

assassassin

it would have been bad karma to NOT pick up this hitchhickker

fellasheowed

When a St. Christopher on the dashboard isn't quite enough...

hoodafa-kizit

I'm telling you, they are NOT going to have change for this at the toll-booth.

Roland1232

My new GPS is driving me insane! "Turn left on Broadway and give a sandwich to the homeless guy. Go straight 5 miles and turn left to reach the Temple." And when I searched for strip clubs it said: "Did you mean, 'Museum of Fine Arts?'" Goddammit. *L

TickleMeElvis

His guru told him he needed to take a spiritual journey. He may have missed the point.

morphinebunny

"I don't care if you're an enlightened deity, I called shotgun! Deal with it backseat bitch."

goodapollo

Bob, I think people are going to notice we robbed that shrine.

Citric

Fuck you, it was on sale

Phil

Toyota: Because the path to enlightenment is a long and hard one.

wakka

every time Buddha tried tried to get out and walk, he was "re in car nated"

namesnatcher

But it is filled with yummy milk chocolate?

bunnylefevre
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