Craptions Classics March 23, 2008

What's the point of being the leader of a bad-ass, sword fighting biker gang if your wife is always tagging along on her scooter...

Corpsy

Other Craptions

Michael Bay's new samurai movie might lack historical accuracy, but you just can't get a horse to explode.

Citric

You just know they're preparing to combine into a super-robot.

LardLad

Chang knew his effort to erase the stereotype that Asians can't drive was doomed once he realized he was no longer even on the road.

Dire_Ria

Wild Hogs II: The Wrath of Khan

Stretch

I don't care what anyone says, the original cut of "the Seven Samurai" was incredible

Gunho

Herr's Angers

tim23891

AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!

gamefreakjohnny

HA! Ninjas on ninjas.

Stretch

Other than that, feudal Japan was just like feudal Europe.

TychPsych

It's 106 miles to Beijing, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we're wearing silks... Hit it

tim23891

Born to be slightly irritated

hoodafa-kizit

You'd be grumpy too if you were an expert in four martial arts disciplines, traveled with a team of samurai and rode a hog yet people STILL pissed their pants laughing when you passed them by.

slap_happy

Just as I thought- this new Speed Racer movie is going to be awesome!

LardLad

Suki, why couldn't you get a real bike? Now we just look silly.

Citric
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