Other Craptions

Michael Bay's new samurai movie might lack historical accuracy, but you just can't get a horse to explode.

You just know they're preparing to combine into a super-robot.

Chang knew his effort to erase the stereotype that Asians can't drive was doomed once he realized he was no longer even on the road.

Wild Hogs II: The Wrath of Khan

I don't care what anyone says, the original cut of "the Seven Samurai" was incredible

Herr's Angers

AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!

HA! Ninjas on ninjas.

Other than that, feudal Japan was just like feudal Europe.

It's 106 miles to Beijing, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we're wearing silks... Hit it

Born to be slightly irritated

You'd be grumpy too if you were an expert in four martial arts disciplines, traveled with a team of samurai and rode a hog yet people STILL pissed their pants laughing when you passed them by.

Just as I thought- this new Speed Racer movie is going to be awesome!

Suki, why couldn't you get a real bike? Now we just look silly.

"Honey...get my gun"

Every time I try to have a picnic in the park, something ruins it. First it was the bees, then the freak storm... what's it gonna be this time?

Motercycles: $15,000 Samuri outfits: $1,200 Hooker on scooter: $2,000 Being mocked by the readers of Cracked: priceless

You think that's wierd? You should see their myspace page.

Suzuki was mad that Suzy got her own vehicle. He could no longer wear his "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" shirt.

Worst. Civil War Re-enacters. Ever.

Disgraced japanese bikers would commit ritualistic suicide by running over their own heads.

What this picture needs is a bunch of "action lines" in the background to show how exciting everything is.

Today, the internet ruins everything. In the future, time travel will ruin everything.

Japan's helmet laws are a considered archaic by U.S. standards.

The Fuking Gourmet not only had a great name and the best KungPow Chicken in town...their delivey service came with a show!

This is how we roll in the JADE GARDEN BITCH

Tatsuo loved his new bike, it made him feel like a big person.

Why is the woman on the scooter so happy? Sure, her husband is dressed like a Samurai and riding a motorcycle in the park, but hey, he's not wearing that goddamn blue dress, fanny back, and mannequin-head hat anymore.

Japanese biker gangs are certainly more colorful...

...I've been struggling for hours, but I just can't think of anything that can properly describe the awesome that is this picture.

Hell's Samurai.

This is what happens when you let dicks like Bill and Ted time-travel.

The Yakuza aren't as threatening when you see them up close

The pilot episode of Chips drew some early criticisms.

I wonder if the Hell's Angels main office knows what the Japanese branch is doing

Japanese park rangers.

I know we promised to give you whatever you wanted for doing all of us last night, but *this* is ridiculous!

After graduating Magna cum laude, Genghis Khan went through a brief rebellious period before discovering his passion for horses and genocide.

Now Where is this God Damned Samurai party?!?

The Japanese touring production of "The Wizard of Oz."

Whoa, dude, maybe Bill and me did totally damage the timestream.

With the negative sterotypes associated with Harley Davidson, the company attempted to branch out to new demographics. They failed.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Who the fuck let Tarantino make a sequel to 'Wild Hogs'?!

The Pink Ranger always gets the scooter.

At the other end of earth, they have the Popular "Blind(vs)People" Parade This Years Theme: Blind w/Motorcycles

As dusk approaches, General Lee and his band patrol the city to make sure everybody Wang Chungs tonight.

"wh... whaah?" Chen's sleepwalking activities way out of hand.

This was the best Suzuki marketing execs could do in coming up with an ad that proved their bikes are just as bad ass as Harley-Davidson's.