Craptions Classics March 22, 2008

Here we see the human baby forming a cocoon of toilet paper, about to enter its pupa stage. In 15 years it will emerge as a horrible acne-ridden creature, and migrate to Hot Topic for sustenance.

LardLad

Other Craptions

I'm sitting next to a mountain of toilet paper and I just crapped my diaper... irony's a mutherfucker

Dirtydog

Unfortunately the official from the Guinness Book of world records ran late, seconds later Timmy's undeveloped skull was crushed under the weight of his accomplishment.

Tom Ripley

"911, what is your emergency?" "Um, there's a baby stuck in a window display." "Ma'am, I don't know if that's an emergency." "They've put him in parachute pants." "We have a unit on the way."

bunnylefevre

The Church of Scientology today opened its first retail outlet. Expectations high.

manleyart

Everyone agreed that the animatronic baby with the cotton ball hat and making the "jerk off" motion was both offensive and confusing.

LardLad

NOBODY puts Baby in a corner window display!

bunnylefevre

Charmin Ultra-Strong Two-Ply is people!

Roland1232

Yeah kid, toilet paper and cotton balls make me want to fondle my nipple too...

lawdragon

Sure, the Cottonelle president's son looks happy now, but EVERY one of his birthdays is going to be like this.

goodapollo

Now I, The Q-Tip, control all the toilet paper in Gothem. And after tomorrow's chili festival I will rule the world-MMWWWAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Dirtydog

So help me, you will stay in there and wear that dunce cap until you are potty trained, young man!

Dirtydog

You'd have to eat this many rolls of toilet paper to get the same amount of fiber as you get from one cotton-ball hat!

LardLad

Eveything was going according to plan...but SUDDENLY, Baby got some self-respect.

Kitty420

Is it really child abuse...if it is also...art?

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