Other Craptions

Look, Dad, the hobos think they're people!

He found a half-empty can of Axe in the trash. His life was never the same again.

No, we're not imitating any billboard, it's raining, asshole.

I always knew magazine ads were Photoshopped, but damn.

"Why, when I was your age, we didn't have attractive women. We had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow to have sex with androgynous hobos under a plastic tarp, and we damn well liked it!"

WOW, my unattainable fantasy right now and my unattainable fantasy in 40 years!

As winter comes to a close the hobos come out from hibernation, and seem quite pleased with the prospect of a hearty can harvest.

Can we all just take a moment and say "THANK YOU" that the folks in front are fully clothed?

From top left, clockwise: Amused it was so small, Amamzed this happed outside his dreams, Bored and slightly afraid, Semi-Conscious but still Drunk, Stalin, and Bobo the Friendly Hobo.

Art immitates life. Poorly.

This is why Ebay needs more secure quality control

See, this is why you should never take a before and after picture of your one night stands.

The "Friends" reunion in 2025 was depressing right off from their fountain opening.

I hate to disappoint everyone, there are SIX men in this photo.

Should I pick which group is more attractive, or which would win in a fight? 'Cause the boozy stooges look like they know how to shank a guy.

In Soviet Russia, Billboard imitates YOU!

"Hot or Not" really isn't even trying anymore.

Find the three differences

For a good time, just add alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

"Henrick, get your hands off my balls...NOW!"

Sure, the young guy got the hot chicks, but gramps looks like he does a better job of pleasing his... women?

Sigh, the quality of my sexual partners really has dropped off since college...

In Russia, billboard looks at YOU!...seriously people, I can't stress enough how fucked up things are over here. The surveillance is terrible. If anyone sees this, I'm a dead man.

There's two things I love about Russians: they have an incredible sense of humor about being the ugliest people on the planet, and they're the ugliest people on the planet.

Before and After. Communism, that is.

What happened to these people? Hannah #$@#(*&$ Montana, THAT'S what.

The guy in the photo got his Christmas wish. Now it was time for Santa to get his own.

Ever wonder what Carnies do for fun? They enjoy mocking us. What Irony...

"The Korsakov Trio" pose in front of the bilboard that made them famous 40 years ago.

Photo requires 3d glasses.

Where's the "In Russia.." joke? C'mon, the billboard is IN RUSSIAN.

Steve kept trying to recreate the wild times from his modeling days, but something just wasn't right.

Eh, they're ALL probably riddled with disease.

The real question: Why the hell are they in a fishing boat?

The Before and After shots on the effects of alchohol finally got Tara Reid to put the damn booze down...for now.

Clearly, a glitch in the Matrix.

This is what happens when you have to wait up until 21 o'clock

Due to rolling blackouts, the 9:00 showing of "Ooops! Forgot my Pants!" will be performed live by the Improvisational Street People Theater.

It was unclear why the recently formed Billboard Cult was becoming increasingly popular amongst homeless people all across Russia...

After realizing maybe he really does need the money, Sean Connery regrets turning down the fourth Indiana Jones.

You know how the picture of the Big Mac always looks better than the Big Mac you get?...

"Spare some change? I haven't eaten in a week." "Only if you humiliate yourself further by acting like that billboard." "Deal."

Japan invents a new camera which does the time lapse BEFORE the picture is taken.

Threesome: Oliver Twist edition.

Comrades! Our western capitalist-pig disguise is perfect!

Damn it Betty rest your head on your arms...Screw it this will never work

Homeless Erotica

PIMPIN AINT EASY..

"So, when I finally sobered up, there were SIX of them...I decided I did OK...50% of them were pretty fly."