Other Craptions

The Shintoists weren't about to sit back and let the Catholics have the best religious-leader hat.

You know this is in Japan, because nobody notices him.

This guy is a third-degree black belt. Go ahead and mock him- it's exactly what he wants.

The real reason behind the first rule of Fight Club.

Some people just go for the bare minimum 15 pieces of flair. Not this guy.

Kung Lao, though aging gracefully with Alzheimer's, recently threw his hat through a toy store, and an employee.

Correction: NOW the japanese have covered every type of fetish.

What you laugh at?!! I take fists and... whats that? You know who stole my apples?

Movre, Brytch, grret out the reeey!

What Not to Wear: Japan

Sure, you can mention the pinecones. You can mention the severed head. You could point out the fishbowl earings. The fact is, though, that when you encounter a man in a fanny-pack, everything else is incidental.

True to canon, the old Japanese man spent the next 4 episodes powering up.

Nobody could have foreseen the side-effects the bomb would have on Japan...

Nobody picked fights with Sensi-MuMu as he proudly displayed his ememies corpses.

Disapproving of the wedding, grand-dad decided HE should be the center of attention

When Shang Tsung absorbs the soul of Eddy Izzard...

The Baddest Bitch in Bangkok

There are some rare side effects to this medication, I'm not sure how to explain them. Here, I'll just show you a picture.

What happens in China STAYS in China...

After being exposed to massive amounts of radiation in a thrift store, Jin became.... DOLLFISTER!

Despite all his efforts the crowd still ridiculed his fanny pack.

Sun Tzu didn't even see this guy coming...

Filming for Charlie's Angles 3 was goning well until suddenly a freak gust of wind caught Lucy Liu's dress and blew it away.

Despite the over 1 billion population China has, Wong never seems to have anyone within a 12 foot radius

The pine cones do a good job of drawing attention away from the decapitated head.

Olddouchewithaserialkillerhatsayswhat.

And this is the guy who WON the bet.

Just wait till Easter, his hat will be fashioned with Peeps!

Tie-Dye???? What the hell were you thinking?

God I hope those are pine cones.

Ummm, guy...the karate-kid wasn't actually about kicking the crap out of kids...

Seriously? Blue? He's really more of an autumn. (this will be an exact count of how many females visit this site)

My grandma's house was FULL of shit like this, but she never WORE it. Well, not all at once anyway.

I'm so Ronery... So ronery and sadry arone...

FINISH HIM!

No, no Bunnylefevre, that was Japan's "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy"

"Who wants some head!?"

By adding a Pikachu and a Peep to his hat, his power was both sadder and sweeter.

"Do you feer rucky, punk!"

Pedophiles in Japan have some unsual tricks for luring kids in....

Kim Jong Jill

The goldfish tried to look nonchalant, and hoped no one would think they knew the old man.

It wasn't the first whore he'd skinned, but it was destined to be the last. He'd gotten cocky, and that was his big mistake.

Pearl Harbor Plan "B"

HADOUKEN!!!

Thats the strongest fashion statement I have ever seen.

Fuck! Why is it that every time I go to a cocktail party, there's someone there wearing exactly what I wear?

Holy Shit! That lady has an old Chinese man for a neck!

I punch with left - jab with right. Rip testicles and wear as prize. Thas how me win fight.