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Shunned now by Muslims and Irish alike, Ahmed O'Rourke bitterly cursed his parents' forbidden love affair.
Linux fan
As his beard turned fluorescent red, his hands grew three feet long and his fellow monks turned into penguins, Samir realized this was the best acid ever.
Choco Taco
Jim was simply shocked to realize he was the first human to de-evolve into an orangutan.
snyper
Contrary to popular belief, leprechauns are from Qatar. And instead of pots of gold, they have barrels of oil.
Lousy bastards.
hamod
Whatever desires and passions Muhammed brought with him, his most noticable was his love of kool-aid.
PO-TAY-TOES
No sooner had Jalab finished the cup of Christian baby blood than - for the first time in 50 years - it began to rain.
Polymphus
After splitting up the remaining members of Pink Floyd just let themselves go.
Chuck Norris
I'm gonna roundhouse kick this guy. I am the only one who may roam the streets with a full red beard.
CI
Ahmed could never understand why when one monk would say "I guess the carpet doesn't match the drapes" the other monks would chuckle....
Tron
Mohammed would be rich, he finally perfected his new sun-reflecting beard dying technique.
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