Craptions Classics March 19, 2008

Fuck you, they were on sale.

Stretch

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That guy must REALLY hate doctors...

8LeggedFreak

Well that snake was one persuasive bastard.

simon

Not Pictured: The car carrying oranges, for comparison.

Citric

After getting the idea from "American Pie," Paul bought plenty of pie ingridients for a wild weekend alone.

LardLad

Hippie Joe's new 'green' vehicle only got 3 miles to the golden delicious.

LardLad

Dave thought he was being really clever coving his licence plate, but the cops just put out an ABP for the "car filled with a crap load of apples"

lawdragon

John's idea of a fun weekend: 1)pack the car full of fruit 2)drive through Africa 3)let the people see what they can't have

london

It's amazing how many Mexican apples can fit in one car. Actually, that applies to pretty much anything from Mexico.

LardLad

The segregation of red and green apples was about to get really ulgy.

lawdragon

30 seconds later: Screeching tires, busting glass, and 30 gallons of applesauce.

LardLad

Even with all those apples in the car, 20 Mexicans were also able to get in.

AggieME

Unfortunatley there was one bad apple.

am4fm2000

The Apple-scented car-freshener just didn't smell authentic enough.

LardLad

Tired of segregation, Rosa the red apple takes her stand and rides inside the car amongst her racist, green fellows, while her red peers cheer on from the shitty seats in the crate.

noscoe
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