Other Craptions

That guy must REALLY hate doctors...

Well that snake was one persuasive bastard.

Not Pictured: The car carrying oranges, for comparison.

After getting the idea from "American Pie," Paul bought plenty of pie ingridients for a wild weekend alone.

Hippie Joe's new 'green' vehicle only got 3 miles to the golden delicious.

Dave thought he was being really clever coving his licence plate, but the cops just put out an ABP for the "car filled with a crap load of apples"

John's idea of a fun weekend: 1)pack the car full of fruit 2)drive through Africa 3)let the people see what they can't have

It's amazing how many Mexican apples can fit in one car. Actually, that applies to pretty much anything from Mexico.

The segregation of red and green apples was about to get really ulgy.

30 seconds later: Screeching tires, busting glass, and 30 gallons of applesauce.

Even with all those apples in the car, 20 Mexicans were also able to get in.

Unfortunatley there was one bad apple.

The Apple-scented car-freshener just didn't smell authentic enough.

Tired of segregation, Rosa the red apple takes her stand and rides inside the car amongst her racist, green fellows, while her red peers cheer on from the shitty seats in the crate.

"I think those apples are mooning us."

Gallagher and his hammer go on tour.

In his later years, an angry and bitter Johnny Appleseed spent his days endlessly driving around town shouting obscenities and hurling apples at pretty much anything that moved.

Oooh no asshole, you are NOT changing your order to 2,000 pumpkin pies!

"Hey baby, I can rock you to the...CORE."

"yep. we had the car packed full" "oh yeah? how many in cider?"

Damnit, Jim, just buy a sun shield for the back window!

Is it wrong to flick of a car if you KNOW Granny Smith is driving?

Halfway to the applesauce factory, the apples calmed Jim down and an uneasy truce was reached.

Even in poor areas, the dick with the Benz still rides your ass in traffic.

let's see...apples...apples...hmm, Steve Jobs? No. Johnny Appleseed? Been done. Well, I could just make a reference to Blowjob Island or Cloverfield. Genius.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm, then having that worms family sue you orchard and take everything you own. fucking worms.

For Steve, bobbing for apples wasn't a game, it was a calling.

How many apples can you fit in a lemon?

After his recent successful malpractice suit, Bruce decided he didn't want to see another doctor for the next 200 years.

Gastronomic irony occurred 10 seconds later when he collided with a truckload of pigs...

"So baby, how you like 'dem apples?"

Staring at the patterns created by the apples, Steve Jobs realized two things: he needed to incorporate a Local Integrated Software Architecture into his new design, and that he'd left his baby daughter at the fruit stand.

I dont even want to know how many of them damn bugs were used to shine all them apples thanks alot cracked!

Apple jackings have gone up 250% in the last five years.

I, for one, welcome our new Apple overlords.

They say if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So what the fuck am I supposed to with do with this shit?

When apples are outlawed, only outlaws will have apples.

Apple Jacks. It tastes like car.

The new stained-glass license plates are really taking off.

The invention of the lorry was a glorious relief for all involved.

The car is clearly a male. Note the Adam's apples.

Grandma's method of making applesauce was a little odd and nobody quite understood how it worked, but damned if it wasn't the best applesauce in town.

In several particularly deep regions of the south, discrimination is still so prevalent that even the apples are segregated.

Jim looked in his rear-view mirror and realized his greatest nightmare had come true. The apples had returned.

Johnny Appleseed's son missed the lesson on how he only needed Apple SEEDS to grow apple trees.

The Apples of Wrath

"Ummm, Tameka...having an "apple bottom" has nothing to do with actual apples, you know that right?"

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Only Fruits drive a cars like this!