Craptions Classics March 17, 2008

"I said bring 'HOES you moron, not Hose!"

Kitty420

Other Craptions

Fed up with his slow internet service, Senator Ted Stevens decides to install some new tubes.

Corpsy

Al Gore realized by making the exhaust of a vehicle infinitely long, he could make a car whose carbon emission never reach the environment.

swiss

The african car snake slowly suffocates its prey....

Jnuh

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Stretch

Hose country was dangerous, but luckily we were camouflaged.

gourmetemu

Sally kept her mouth shut, but she knew John was hosed by that car dealer.

lawdragon

Eventually Ford just said "fuck it."

dogico

It may have been one of the least efficient methods of suicide, but it was by far the most entertaining.

bunnylefevre

Electric cars may be green, but the extension cords are unwieldy.

Citric

Sure, you scoff now, but when that bastard hits 88 miles per hour, then we'll see who's laughing.

Matt Gallagher

Some items are easier to steal from Home Depot than others...

Kitty420

It was a good day for the licorice hunter.

Fairview

Pimp My Ride: Africa Edition

london

hose before broes.....and windshields.

cutsman3000
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