Other Craptions

Fed up with his slow internet service, Senator Ted Stevens decides to install some new tubes.

Al Gore realized by making the exhaust of a vehicle infinitely long, he could make a car whose carbon emission never reach the environment.

The african car snake slowly suffocates its prey....

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Hose country was dangerous, but luckily we were camouflaged.

Sally kept her mouth shut, but she knew John was hosed by that car dealer.

Eventually Ford just said "fuck it."

It may have been one of the least efficient methods of suicide, but it was by far the most entertaining.

Electric cars may be green, but the extension cords are unwieldy.

Sure, you scoff now, but when that bastard hits 88 miles per hour, then we'll see who's laughing.

Some items are easier to steal from Home Depot than others...

It was a good day for the licorice hunter.

Pimp My Ride: Africa Edition

hose before broes.....and windshields.

Mexicus Prime hot on the tail of Piñatabot.

This is what the GTA generation has brought us: Stealing cars and riding with hose.

If someone needs an enema for an elephant, there's a guy.

All the cowboys would sit around the fire telling of how they lassoed their runaway cattle. But tonight, Jim would have the greatest story.

It wasn't long before the neighborhood figured out who was stealing their gasoline.

It was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, but just as he took the picture a car wrapped in hoses drove in front of it.

"No damnit, I am not stoping to ask for directions...I just need so spot something to get my bearings..."

Little known fact: Before a script revision, the movie 'Cars' was intended as a fetish piece.

Your honor, I believe I will use the "If I didn't see him/her, I didn't actually commit vehicular manslaughter" defense.

Everyone loves roadkill sausages, but no one wants to see how they're made.

Pontiac's early Aztek prototypes were significantly better looking.

Don't pull the loose end, you'll unravel the mummy car.

"Next on Mythbusters, Jamie finds out if the Green Giant really died of colon cancer?"

cable car?

Actually, it made the car look a lot better...

Unfortunately, the man who held the World Record for largest penis developed a urinary infection that required him to bring around his catheter at all times.

It was at this point Superman was banned from the Hoop Toss at the carnival, after winning the stand owners pick-up.

..."or we could just pull over and you could go behind a bush."

You know? This upgrade doesn't seem so awesome anymore.

Back To The Future Part IV... Never quite made it to theatres.

Hagrid got a vasectomy, this is what they removed.

The Iraqi version of Youtube

It had grown exponentially during it's week-long reign of terror, but upon recapturing Nicole Richie's tapeworm he was determined to return it to whence it came.

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

"But what if the car is recognized?" "Don't worry, my plan covers that too."

In the later episodes, MacGyver just got lazy.

Step 1: Get 7,000 miles of rubber hose. Step 2: Run the hose from Tora Bora to the Oval office Step 3. Start the car. Osama, you diabolical GENIUS!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and 500ft of hose. Hit it.

"SEE MY NEW MOVIE! SNAKES ON A CAR!" - Samuel L. Jackson

The job was going to suck, but he was prepared for it.

Dude, we are so hosed.

the problems in yer starter coil...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you 300 feet of crazy-ass maze tubing, go visit Richard Gere.

News reporters are still vying to figure out what sort of voting demographic this family fits under.

Told to bring a hose to siphon gas, Frank was unclear on the concept.