Craptions Classics March 16, 2008

I'm sorry Germany, Google Earth indicates there's a tumor in your Koln.

Roland1232

Other Craptions

"So it came back and said 'Can I have $3.50,' and that's when I realized it wasn't a building at all, but that God damned Lockness Monster!"

DWriter1

"Are you sure we need them?" "Dude, the architect insisted we get escape pods"

rockstar

About to meet his friends "at the building across the street from the park", Paul realized they could have been more specific.

gourmetemu

Scottland unveils the Omega Bagpipe, capable of making the entire world shift uncomfortably.

Kitty420

Even though hundreds had died when it had eaten its way through half the city, the giant mutant space slug won several architecture awards and was able to double its rental rates within a year.

Kierkegaard

"OH FUCKING COME ON....how the hell do we sell our house now?"

lawdragon

This is where they plugged Godzilla into the Matrix.

andersonwilliam

"And over here, the breakfast nook allows for a wonderful view of the city. Notice how the quaint little rows of houses contrast nicely with the GIANT BLUE KIDNEY."

granfaloon

Yeah there's a telephone both next to the building with the red roof. You can't miss it.

gourmetemu

I'd go crazy too if I wore wooden shoes all day.

keeks137

One of these is not like the others.

King

You can tell when the Science Museum is in heat when it rolls on its back and exposes its erect nipples.

PaulTMD

Some architects are true visionaries... Some.

spaceistheplace

God, while horrible hung over, just says "fuck it" and dumps his trash bag full of beer cans on downtown Surry.

lawdragon
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