Other Craptions

"So it came back and said 'Can I have $3.50,' and that's when I realized it wasn't a building at all, but that God damned Lockness Monster!"

"Are you sure we need them?" "Dude, the architect insisted we get escape pods"

About to meet his friends "at the building across the street from the park", Paul realized they could have been more specific.

Scottland unveils the Omega Bagpipe, capable of making the entire world shift uncomfortably.

Even though hundreds had died when it had eaten its way through half the city, the giant mutant space slug won several architecture awards and was able to double its rental rates within a year.

"OH FUCKING COME ON....how the hell do we sell our house now?"

This is where they plugged Godzilla into the Matrix.

"And over here, the breakfast nook allows for a wonderful view of the city. Notice how the quaint little rows of houses contrast nicely with the GIANT BLUE KIDNEY."

Yeah there's a telephone both next to the building with the red roof. You can't miss it.

I'd go crazy too if I wore wooden shoes all day.

One of these is not like the others.

You can tell when the Science Museum is in heat when it rolls on its back and exposes its erect nipples.

Some architects are true visionaries... Some.

God, while horrible hung over, just says "fuck it" and dumps his trash bag full of beer cans on downtown Surry.

I'm out of place?! YOU'RE out of place! This whole damn neighborhood is out of place!

The Inconspicuous Dome failed to live up to it's name.

"...and here we see the factory where the eggs for Ikea furniture are laid."

"Lets play 'house'", said Jenny. "Regular 'house', or 'Bondage house'?" replied Timmy.

"I drew ze inspiration from a parasite I found in my colon...it's free flowing shape fit perfectly into the germanic landscape." --batshiat crazy architect

Just itching for a bombing, aren't you, Austria?

I always hated those community activist groups who wanted to keep things the same...but perhaps they really had a point.

The new Scientology Celebrity Center is up and running... cannons at the ready.

German MoonBounces are way too technical...

Jack coulnd't help but notice that the escalator was horizontal. And outside the building.

Bizarro SpongeBob lives in a sea cucumber above the sea, somewhere in Belgium.

The NippleDome just confused the citizens of Suburban England

It's one of those things you think you don't need, but when it's made, you're all, "How did I ever live without this?", and the answer comes back "much, much more happily" and then you burst out crying.

Pizza men leaving their deliveries on the parking lot floor and backing away slowly was par for the course.

Helen, I don't care what that thing is, but it has my remote, and its clobberin time!!!

Funding ran out before the last building could be disguised.

When God hands you lemons, you make lemonade When God phlegms on your city, you make modern art

Is it cold in here or is it just that tent?

Maybe letting a 6 year old design our new gym wasn't such a great idea...

After giving birth, the Cloverfield monster was eventually destroyed. The citizens chose to build around the placenta.

I just don't get british humor

Not Pictured: Owner's (obviously) small penis.

I for one welcome our new Scientologist overlords.

By the year 2010, artificial hearts will be only the size of a city block.

To divert terrorist attacks, US intelligence disguised their anti-terror district as one of the muslim gods, dirka-dirka-jihad, the aqua-jelly-beast-of-infinite-knowledge-and-nipples.

"What the fuck!? Green shutters?? That's not what the rest of the neighborhood agreed to. Now we look stupid. Thanks, dick."

...and somewhere a fairy died.

The Ents gathered at the edge of the city, they were full of pride and had great stamina....but just what the fuck were they fighting.

so the giant space caterpillar just lay there on its back, waiting for someone to rub its tummy

Form Follows Function at the new Vomitorium!

Shit, thought the other houses - urban sprawl had begun.

Breast implants, contrary to popular belief, are grown in the suburbs. Here is one, before it fully matures and divides itself into many smaller segments.

"Nah, Man, this can't be the place for the 3rd Annual FurryCon Convention. It's too weird, and people won't take us seriously."

No one was more ashamed than the Herb the dyslexic architect for having misread the word "music" and building Edinburgh a Centre for Mucous and the Arts.

No one expected that building milk would be so delicious!