DWriter1
"So it came back and said 'Can I have $3.50,' and that's when I realized it wasn't a building at all, but that God damned Lockness Monster!"
rockstar
"Are you sure we need them?" "Dude, the architect insisted we get escape pods"
Kitty420
Scottland unveils the Omega Bagpipe, capable of making the entire world shift uncomfortably.
gourmetemu
About to meet his friends "at the building across the street from the park", Paul realized they could have been more specific.
Kierkegaard
Even though hundreds had died when it had eaten its way through half the city, the giant mutant space slug won several architecture awards and was able to double its rental rates within a year.
gourmetemu
Yeah there's a telephone both next to the building with the red roof. You can't miss it.
granfaloon
"And over here, the breakfast nook allows for a wonderful view of the city. Notice how the quaint little rows of houses contrast nicely with the GIANT BLUE KIDNEY."
PaulTMD
You can tell when the Science Museum is in heat when it rolls on its back and exposes its erect nipples.
lawdragon
God, while horrible hung over, just says "fuck it" and dumps his trash bag full of beer cans on downtown Surry.
Roland1232
I'm out of place?! YOU'RE out of place! This whole damn neighborhood is out of place!
Kierkegaard
"...and here we see the factory where the eggs for Ikea furniture are laid."
lawdragon
I always hated those community activist groups who wanted to keep things the same...but perhaps they really had a point.
Daercoma
"I drew ze inspiration from a parasite I found in my colon...it's free flowing shape fit perfectly into the germanic landscape." --batshiat crazy architect
london
"Lets play 'house'", said Jenny. "Regular 'house', or 'Bondage house'?" replied Timmy.
out_slide
Jack coulnd't help but notice that the escalator was horizontal. And outside the building.
keeks137
Pizza men leaving their deliveries on the parking lot floor and backing away slowly was par for the course.
Roland1232
It's one of those things you think you don't need, but when it's made, you're all, "How did I ever live without this?", and the answer comes back "much, much more happily" and then you burst out crying.
yota73190
When God hands you lemons, you make lemonade When God phlegms on your city, you make modern art
IrishTerror
After giving birth, the Cloverfield monster was eventually destroyed. The citizens chose to build around the placenta.
namesnatcher
Helen, I don't care what that thing is, but it has my remote, and its clobberin time!!!
london
The Ents gathered at the edge of the city, they were full of pride and had great stamina....but just what the fuck were they fighting.
assassassin
"What the fuck!? Green shutters?? That's not what the rest of the neighborhood agreed to. Now we look stupid. Thanks, dick."
zomby-kid
To divert terrorist attacks, US intelligence disguised their anti-terror district as one of the muslim gods, dirka-dirka-jihad, the aqua-jelly-beast-of-infinite-knowledge-and-nipples.
dickon
The alien nipples, like humans, get erect from time to time...and like humans, sometimes one doesn't behave like the rest.
SamLowery
Frank Gehry wanted what all of us want: to retire to a small town full of lovely cottages. But he could never figure out why all his neighbors hate him.
Citric
Breast implants, contrary to popular belief, are grown in the suburbs. Here is one, before it fully matures and divides itself into many smaller segments.
namesnatcher
so the giant space caterpillar just lay there on its back, waiting for someone to rub its tummy
namesnatcher
due to the popularity of remakes, 'we all live in a yellow submarine' is now 'we all sub let in a blue bathysphere...'
infernocanuck
"Nah, Man, this can't be the place for the 3rd Annual FurryCon Convention. It's too weird, and people won't take us seriously."
JewelsVern
Well, you see, this French designer was hired by a Japanese company to redesign an Italian copy of an American version of a German invention. Trouble is nobody knew what the Germans intended it to be.
Kierkegaard
No one was more ashamed than the Herb the dyslexic architect for having misread the word "music" and building Edinburgh a Centre for Mucous and the Arts.
Dire_Ria
Due to a grievous error in their research the scout ship for the alien invasion fleet failed, in quite spectacular fashion, to go unnoticed.
thestormking
Andrew the humpback-whale was always made fun of for his horrible back acne, so he evolved into an outlet store, but sadly, the acne remained.
out_slide
Just like early computers, the first time machines proved to be big, noisy and designed by virgin engineers.
keeks137
Someone check Frank Lloyd Wright's coffin for an alien sized whole in his midsection.
Citric
"You can keep the mysterious egg," you said. "I'm sure it'll be harmless," you said. Well I hope you're happy now, that little egg is going to eat our house!
ivetta
"Bill Brasky was so tough, he shat his own bloated liver and turned it into this very nightclub... TO BILL BRASKYYYY"!
zomby-kid
What were those architectures thinking? Mohogany tiles with darkgrey painted walls? Has the world gone mad?
tim23891
For sale, Airy, stylish art deco office block. Intriquite 19th-century Dutch design Easy access to hospitals and schools ...close proximity to giant space slugs
penumbrage
The embarrassing silence was broken by the faint sound of someone on the third floor shouting 'Gesundheit!'
thestormking
Thadeus the land-whale was always an outsider for his white-heads, but made a groovy outlet store none the less.
bunnylefevre
After seeing the new Sandford, Gloucester Town Hall, Inspector Nicholas Angel realized that the Neighborhood Watch Alliance had been on to something after all.
BrianK
That building really looks out of place there among all the old buildings around it.
gatso
Excellent work Commander. The street front house cover you have provided will camouflage our intergalactic war ship nicely. Now on to our plans of domination.
Koopaking
The severed tip of his tentacle was all that remained of Cthulhu's attack on the city.
Trev
The occupants of the house realized saving money by hiring an architect with epilepsy, while cutting costs, had resulted in horrible consequences.
badmunkey
The alien invasion had infiltrated earth... and they had a building disguise no one would think was suspicious
badmunkey
this is so fucking obvisouly photoshopped im not going to even make a joke about it
ski40
If you're looking for a get away, there is a nice little Bed and Masochist run by an old swedish couple.
cracking
"Overheard in Brussels" Tourist #1: How European! Avant-garde, modern architecture! Tourist #2: How European! Rows of close-set, traditional houses! Nearby Tourist: How European! There's a BDSM club right next to the Sponge Museum!
w4c3y
Artsy person: Wow, it's amazing that people can imagine such beauty and apply it to their work. Me: Looks like the architect puked onto a piece of paper and submitted it...
peepshowmopguy
Fortunately Portland’s version of Seattle’s EMP was actually considered an improvement my most.
dragonstar615
And to the right, we have the spaceship in which the Scientologists landed upon Earth.
Black-Velvet
America's new missile defence system in Eastern Europe was cunningly disguised as modern architecture.
BobtheBoxer
and to your left you can see the milking station for our terribly mutated and giant cows
John_Barleycorn
"Frankly, Johnson, the buildings you've been designing just make me sick to my stomach. Johnson, are you even listening?" "Sorry, boss, but I just had a great idea."
fozzy-bear
A few weeks after the moosapiens landed they had already finsihed building their home.
Bonzai-Kitten
And then Captain Nemo realised he'd taken a wrong turning half an hour back...
llove23
Dammit Babe, did you get my golf shoes out from under the bed again? Bad ox! Bad ox!
Thicket
Hans realized that every one at the Architect's union may have been right when they said that the echinoderm building may not have been the best idea.
CNRedDragon
Some cases of Vorlon interference with human development were less subtle than others.
moriah
The Johnsons really thought outside the box. None of the other homeowners in the community thought to put giant nipples on their roofs.
gmha545
Hovercraft Titanic meets land's version of the iceberg. Luckily a floating tugboat was on hand to help.
KGB
"Well, I don't know, it might be a little expensive but come on honey, you got to the location is great."
granfaloon
constructions on the world's largest set of bagpipes are expecteed to be complete by the end of august.
granfaloon
"SHIT! Dave, look behind you! There's a giant blue slug with three dozen eyes!" "ha, yeah right."
granfaloon
Most people considered it old-fashioned, but the downtown rec center swore that a hot water bottle did wonders for a head cold.
granfaloon
It may look stupid, but come halloween, that thing is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to teepee.
jdb121999
As the giant slug ate the english tudor, it couldn't help thinking "tastes like chicken!".
masterjoey1029
Very little was left of the large, robotic cow that attacked Germany on that cool, October night.
markem
Later that day the whole structure collapsed but nobody seemed to notice. . . except those trapped inside. . . and they were dead. . . so fuck 'em.
DickMacovitz
This being in Holland I'm suprised no one has made a shitty "dykes" joke yet.
archdog99
Remember the Polish joke about screens, windows, and a submarine? It was true.
Ranger
A big, hairy mole on depressed, man-hating, suicidal, lesbo Rosie O'Donnell's back! www.NeilsNotes.com
pizzamogul
"Honey, come quick! Looks like Ty really has his work cut out for him on this week's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."
Andy
Okay, so maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put Ron Paul in charge of revising the community's building code.
mcboomstick
Germans were so pumped about the release of Cloverfield, they designed a building of what they thought the monster was....then they saw the movie and relized it sucked, thus adding another bad decision to the the country's list of "whoopsies."
superawesome
After the startling success of 'Jason X' the studio tried its hands at their own futuristic spinoff, 'The Blob X'
khale
Unlike popular brand-name stadiums such as Minute Maid Park or Petco Park, Chiquita's Banana Slug Field never quite gained the support of the community.
kaizoku_gab
"So... is that supposed to be it?" "Yes" "Why would anyone want a Sonic The Hedgehog building?"
kaizoku_gab
"Really is it that?" "Yes." "... Why would anyone want a Sonic The Hedgehog building?"
Sorenb
Ending the Celsius/Fahrenheit confusion, Scotland opted for the universal rating on their new thermometer of Nipple Hardness.
Sorenb
Attempting to end the Celsius/Fahrenheit confusion, Scotland converted their thermometer to reflect Nipple Erectness.
Craftyzan101
The Giant Purple People Eater advertizes a need for Pink Pepto at Germany's expense!
boone1887
Then the world stood silent, as the Giant Nintendo character suddenly dropped his Ocarina...
SlashPrower
Unfortunately, the giant robot udder malfunctioned, sending out 2,500 gallons of acid milk and killing millions.
orangemtl
Many were unaware that Helen Keller was not only an accomplished author and speaker, but quite the avant-garde architect, as well.
DJE243
I can't believe I actually found a beaver in a hardhat... I hope its not just the ride...
meatmuffins
Having infiltrated a small town in rural Sweden the Decepticons ,true to their name, decided it was proper to blend in.
Hobbaloo
The giant blue alien thought it blended in pretty well, until marine biologists started prodding it with tweezers.
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