Craptions Classics March 15, 2008

Here we see a leprechaun shedding his winter hands. This unusual trait is what gave leprosy it's name.

Corpsy

Other Craptions

Even after the leprechaun used his invisablity trick, the lady in the pink coat kept him in a headlock till she saw her gold.

LardLad

Planning to evade the police in the parade, Richard realized that by arriving too soon his costume was worthless.

gourmetemu

Angry over not being included in the "Irish March", the leprechauns turned the whole parade invisible.

LardLad

The lady in the pink coat prepares her elbows for the fight of their life.

LardLad

In Washington, DC on October 16, 1995, A million men marched. Of this number included 3 leprechaun rights activists. 1 white gorrila, and sharron osbourne who seemed intent on ripping off her own hand as the leprechaun next to her had.

Gunho

At 3'8", Mickey was easily the tallest leprechaun in the village.

rockstar

They anxiously await a parade full of average looking people dressed in ordinary clothing.

Corpsy

Balarney O'Dunkahan was the first in a long line of genetically engineered Irish Governmental attempts to create a leprechaun that could dominate the NBA. Unfortunately, his hand fell off during the Olympic tryouts of 1976.

buttcleaner

"breaker breaker this is 411 police officer on foot, i've got those goddamn leprechauns trying to get in the parade again, permission to act in the form of gunfire."

badmunkey

It was actually pretty reasonable that the midgets wouldn't allow them in the parade.

myhotgirlfriend

The leprechauns could not march until Betty found her camera battery. It had been seven years.

Citric

The unicorns thought they'd been clever by disguising themselves as leprechauns, but it turned out that leprechauns weren't allowed to march either.

Kierkegaard

The Notre Dame mascot wasn't actually very good in a fight, due to the enormous target his head presented.

lawdragon

Sadly, the "Million Leprechaun March" was cancelled to make place for the seemingly less interesting "Single Pig March".

Jnuh
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