Other Craptions

Even after the leprechaun used his invisablity trick, the lady in the pink coat kept him in a headlock till she saw her gold.

Planning to evade the police in the parade, Richard realized that by arriving too soon his costume was worthless.

Angry over not being included in the "Irish March", the leprechauns turned the whole parade invisible.

The lady in the pink coat prepares her elbows for the fight of their life.

In Washington, DC on October 16, 1995, A million men marched. Of this number included 3 leprechaun rights activists. 1 white gorrila, and sharron osbourne who seemed intent on ripping off her own hand as the leprechaun next to her had.

At 3'8", Mickey was easily the tallest leprechaun in the village.

They anxiously await a parade full of average looking people dressed in ordinary clothing.

Balarney O'Dunkahan was the first in a long line of genetically engineered Irish Governmental attempts to create a leprechaun that could dominate the NBA. Unfortunately, his hand fell off during the Olympic tryouts of 1976.

"breaker breaker this is 411 police officer on foot, i've got those goddamn leprechauns trying to get in the parade again, permission to act in the form of gunfire."

It was actually pretty reasonable that the midgets wouldn't allow them in the parade.

The leprechauns could not march until Betty found her camera battery. It had been seven years.

The unicorns thought they'd been clever by disguising themselves as leprechauns, but it turned out that leprechauns weren't allowed to march either.

The Notre Dame mascot wasn't actually very good in a fight, due to the enormous target his head presented.

Sadly, the "Million Leprechaun March" was cancelled to make place for the seemingly less interesting "Single Pig March".

Guess which side of the street they were selling whiskey on.

Unfortunately, the spectators weren't told the parade was canceled due to extreme drunkeness.

When Bigfoot rapes a leprechaun.

My asshole friends during the AIDS awareness parade.

okay giant leprechaun genie, first i want a pink coat,then a green scarf and then i want too trade hands with you

"Good lord! Gigantism!"

All your booze are belong to us.

Shamus regretted insulting that novice witch doctor, who could never get that head-shrinking spell quite right.

Even Marty McLeprechaun's mother was ashamed to be seen in public with him.

Luckily it was March, because "Let the leprechauns April!!!" just wouldn't have made sense.

General Mills had kept Lucky quiet long enough. Today he would show the world the real effects of a Lucky Charms breakfast. Enormous craniums, brittle wrists, and the inability to effectively protest.

When Kellogs decided to discontinue 'Lucky Charms' this is what their entire workforce had to say...

30 minutes after the hotel bar opened during WarwickDavisCon '08.

Goddamn, that Bill Walton is one creepy-looking motherfucker.

Women had died before in childbirth, but none had actually imploded before Karen gave birth to Sean McGillacutty.

In recent years, leprechauns have finally hit puberty.

If the fairies could march to show their pride, why couldn't the leprechauns?

"Yeah, I totally saw Conan O'Brian today, just walking around..."

...For one dollar a day, you can help sufferers of Leprechaun Elephantitis like Paddy here live their lives free of suffering and alcoholism...

I see four things wrong with this picture: 1. The leprechaun has two faces(one in his neck) 2. There is a green ape holding the sign 3. the cop's not wearing any green and yet no one is pinching him 4. Where is slylock fox?

As it turns out, a leprechaun "giving you his pot of gold" is apparently a metaphor for getting kicked in the stomach so hard you piss your pants.

Looks like the Burger King "King" has a new gig...creeping out the Irish.

The annual St. Patrick's Day Parade for the blind.

The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure.

You see! I told you! Leprechauns are real! You know what that means... Now you have to lick my balls.

First one to 20 stereotypes wins. Race you!

"A green leopard skin raincoat. Pshh, what a tool."

Undaunted by all the gay parades in downtown San Francisco, the Giant Headed Leprechaun Parade finally saw the light of day.

Their perpetual inebriation, pugilistic sociopathy, incandescent red hair and near-translucent skin make the Irish the minority-of-choice for easy captions. But let's not go to that well EVERY FRICKIN' DAY, Cracked.

"Excuse me morons, but this is THANKSGIVING."

Sharon, surronded by indignant and enraged Irish, desperatly reached for her only hope: The spare bottle of "Bushmills Irish Whiskey" she always carried around in her breast pocket.

Maybe we would let the leprechauns march if the little bastards weren't always TRYING TO KEEP US FROM EATING LUCKY CHARMS!!!

Shortly after Sean was denied the right to march, he decided to audition for a role as a Martian in Total Recall 2.

"You won't let us leprechauns march? Okay, assholes, the oversized gloves are OFF!

This is what eating excessive amounts of Lucky Charms will do to you.