Other Craptions

The Irish version of "Pimp Moi Roide" was sadly predictable.

The Germans invented it... the Irish ruined it.

Top of the HORN-ing to ya! If that made you laugh, kill yourself.

There it was again, that strange tingling on the back of my neck. Someone was following me...but who?

They replaced the catalytic converter, tuned up the engine and replaced all the filters and pads, but there was nothing they could do about the lazy eye.

Most people tried to ignore Daniel but someone finally pulled him aside and explained what Cinquo de Mayo was.

"We're Irish now. Try to blend in." "Si."

...and it gets 45 miles per gallon.....of whiskey!!

Herbie's cousin, Patrick, never really tried to hide the fact that he was sentient.

Tired of his daughter asking him to drop her off two blocks from school, Mr. Johnson decides to pick up little Suzy in the "other car"

Mickey McMickles drove a McCar 'Til the night he drove it home from McBar A McCop he rear-ended Then McLicense suspended Now Mickey McMickles, he can't go McFar

Not Pictured: Top Quality German Craftmanship or Irish Dignity

"Quick! The the Leper-mobile! Those bastards are after me pot o' gold again!"

'The Fast and the Furious 8: Whisky Shift' lost whatever street cred the series had left.

This is the only time we will see a drunk driver driving a drunk car

"It's like Christine. But instead of killin' mofos, it just gets high and makes me take it to get breakfast burritoes."

"After weeks of hard work, I get upstaged by a damn kid with his tongue stuck to the Mcdonalds sign!"

Soon to be known as Exhibit A in the DUI case against these guys.

IRA finally decommission their tanks.

FOR SALE 1967 VW Kelt Green with soul of a Leprechaun trapped inside. Only one driver! Good gas milage...only slight amount of sass talk. 1 Pot of Gold OBO

As it had happened every year as far back as could be remembered, we once again see Dr. Seuss trolling Whoville looking to score.

repercussions of st patty's day parade: here comes the leprechaun volkswagon! ...followed by the liver cancer chrysler and the battered house wife buick!

This "Going Green" thing is getting out of hand.

Ya know, maybe the IRA is on to something...

They're always after me Lucky Charms! Not this time mother fuckers.

Colin was to be severly disappointed when he discovered, despite its name, McDonald's Drive-Thru is not an Irish gay bar.

Do you have any idea how much weed it takes to fill a 20-gallon bucket?

When the car dressed as Queen Elizabeth pulled up beside him, Shamus knew it was not going to end pretty.

This is how leprechauns spend their pot of gold?!?

mayor mccheese's chauffer waits outside for his honor to wrap up the meet & greet

I once made a bong out of a potato, but THIS, is genius.

The prime-minister of Ireland's motorcade was less than dignified.

Not shown: Lindsay Lohan stuffed in the trunk. THIS talking car had a smart chip in it.

March 14th, 2008: Cracked.com is successfully sued by the McDonald's corporation. Everyone enjoy McCracked on Monday!!

Volkswagon tried everything to shake their Nazi image...

With it's safety bucket, the Irish bomb squad's bomb removal device keeps 2 out of 10 citizens safe.

billy patiently waited in line eagerley awaiting his chance to sink his teeth into the flesh of mcdonalds new line of tuna burrito's also there was a car dressed up as a leprechaun or something

The longer you stare at it, the more it starts to look like a car dressed as a ninja turtle dressed as a Leprechaun dressed as a car. Bravo Jamaican Gold. Bravo.

In Ireland they traded Ronald for this guy. Clearly a good choice.

That has to be the coolest license plate I've seen in awhile.

"If he thinks that's gonna help him cut in front of me for a Shamrock shake, he's got another thing coming."

How to spot a pedophile

It was the greatest anti-corporation caper in Irish history. No one thought he could pull it off in broad daylight. But there, under the hat, was a bound and gagged Grimace.

You gave me eyes, a nose, a mouth, a hat and even a pipe, but goddamn it, where's my penis??

Official state vehicle of the Island of Irish Stereotypes.

Worst. Christmas float. Ever.

NBC had the bait. Now they just had to wait for the Lucky Charms man to show up, and another episode of "To Catch A Predator" would be a wrap.

No, it was precisely BECAUSE of the decorations that no one suspected the chopped up hookers in the trunk...

Lewis + crack + father's credit card = One helluva big exhibition of Irish pride