Craptions Classics March 13, 2008

Don't get the Thames angry. You Won't like the Thames when it's angry.

qqqman

Other Craptions

No one looked into the green river situation because it was St. Patrick's Day. God was kinda irritated no one noticed the beginning of the Apocolypse, but he shoulda looked at a calendar.

myhotgirlfriend

"God, I hope it gets cold enough to become Jello."

rockstar

Not pictured: Rainier Wolfcastle screaming, "THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"

dandaman

Relax, this is just a bit of Photoshop trickery. That guy's jacket is actually orange.

gatorboymike

Being color blind, Bob could only stand at the water's edge and wonder why they dyed it gray once a year.

Mawg

There will be a handful of entries that stubbornly ignore the obvious and make a joke about some background phenomenon. Well, there is nothing funny about the 3 people in the picture walking... so good luck fuckers

rockstar

Very few came out to celebrate Pollution Day.

Kierkegaard

Eventually everyone came to terms with being a mutant turtle.

parents

Upstream, the Jolly Green Giant unzipped his fly and muttered drunkenly "Veddy funny Mr. Gordon... make a spesha soup for you..."

aworkinregress

John knew his girlfriend had always hated his collection of green Jolly Ranchers but never expected this.

gourmetemu

But Brawndo has electrolytes!

gourmetemu

The resident of New Jersey replied to the tourists, "What? Your water is BLUE? This I have to see."

Nift

The River Styx was much less foreboding and far more delicious than one would expect.

dogico

Three Mile Island wasn't a big d- Oh. Ha ha. That? No, that's just a trick of the light, really. A baby born with fins, you say? Um, no, that's just...a birthmark. Yes. A mole.

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