Other Craptions

He's being polite, but it basically says "No black people".

"He sped away in a yellow cab, officer. License plate squiggly squiggly, squiggly squiggly, curvy squiggly, straight squiggly, squiggly, symmetric squiggly."

We wrote "i suck cocks" all over Jim's cab and sent him to chinatown, telling him they were good luck phrases. Let's see what happens.

...continued next cab.

If he can't get the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody out of his head, then nobody will.

Fed up with idiot drivers, Wong plastered the entire driver's manual onto the back of his cab.

Honk if you're an oppressed cog in a Communist Regime plagued by over population and set on the cusps of a world take over...and/or horny

If you can read this, you might not be an ignorant white devil redneck.

All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy. All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a

Finally, Chang the cab driver found a way to bare his poetic soul to the indifferent streets of Hong Kong.

Tired of coming in amongst the 1s and 2s every day, Tran gave up on Cracked and decided he'd craption his own cab.

Honk if you so horny

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: now available on taxi

The academic accomplishments of an average 8 year-old Chinese student.

Weak... who chose this picture??

I'm not sure which is weirder, having an American flag on a Japanese taxi, or having an American flag on a taxi covered with anti-American propaganda.

"Shit Happens" just doesn't look right in Chinese.

Even though the prices are so low, its just not worth getting your car fixed in China town.

Could somebody perform the PIT maneuver so I can read the ending?

After the scooter girl! She has the cliff notes!

Sheng saw Memento one too many times...

"Honk if you love incredibly long works of epic poetry that are written with heart-rending sincerity and melodious diction, and that despite whose length one finds greatly moving and able to speak to a deeper part of the human soul, hidden since the

"My kid is a nuclear physicist at Wang Chung middle school"

A woman riding a scooter - now i've seen everything.

It's an interesting take on American foreign policy, but doesn't really explain why the flag has a pickle embroidered onto it.

NEW!!! Red-neck Retinal implants, automatically blurs all foriegn language's, if you cant see it, youre not ignorant of it! Buy today!

Not wanting to marginalize himself, Cho decides to support every single candidate in the upcoming election.

Chuck Norris decorates his cab any fucking way Chuck Norris WANTS to decorate his cab.

The Chinese NASCAR circuit is still working the kinks out of their sponser logos.

Thanks to the intricate subtleties of the Chinese language, 'If you can read this your too close' stickers are somewhat counterproductive...

The shooting of Michael Bay's sequel to the Da Vinci Code comes to an unexplosive halt as the final clue is bogged down in Chinatown traffic.

The demon invasion began when some irresponsible twit printed the Necronomicon right onto his bumper.

As Wong felt the impact of the traffic jam, he realised his fortune cabbie was right. Today he would face challenges.

Even when it comes to bumper stickers, Asia is still more crowded than anywhere else

Chang's idea of writing every possible answer for driving test questions on the back of his mates car came instuck with a sudden downpour.

Loosely translated: "I Heart the Mandarin Alphabet."

Hanzai was a huge Ron Paul supporter.

Translation: If you can read this, you're not getting home any time soon.

my child is an honor student at chairman mao jr high

English to Chinese Dictionary: I love America Tu muh bum pa sticas

"Fuck it, I'll just have the chicken balls."

The good news: I just finished the best story, honey. The bad news: I'm now on a freighter headed for the US.

How William Hung originally got selected for American Idol.

prease to reave our peaceful country, now! ... you impeliarist westeln srimedogs ...

Seeing a black car in the CLEARLY non-black queue enraged the white-supremacist-skinhead car.

Buddha is my co-pilot

Build a better mousetrap and the world will knock down the door. Reference "2 girls, 1 cup" in your craption or use the word "penis" multiple times, and people will vote for your craption.

You know the driver speaks perfect English.

Michael. Those damned chinese people keep putting these banners on us. Why did I come disguised as a taxi?