Other Craptions

'Shit', thought Buddha standing in the back, 'this has gotta be the worst reincarnation so far'

Sarah never enjoyed Bring-your-parents-to-school day

"...so what's the name of your act?" "The Aristocrats!"

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Bangkok will haunt you for the rest of your freakin' life!

Alice's second trip to Wonderland started off badly as she chased the rabbit into the wrong hole.

I KNEW if I followed that pink tank it'd lead me to one hell of a party!

They defeated the terrorists, rescued the girl, and now it was time for Trans-Justice League of America to celebrate with some Streisand!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then in this case 938 of those words are "WRONG".

Nothing could wipe the smile off her face, but she would need a towel anyway.

cracked.com's "The Last 5 People This Little Girl Wanted to See Crawl Out From Under Her Bed"

And then, a moment later, things started to get weird.

this photo is commonly used to test patients for epilepsy.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.Toto? OH MY GOD, what are you doing to Toto!?"

Christine was later thankful that John had been there to photograph the exact moment she had lost her innocence.

Sony Pictures eventually regretted having John Waters direct Spider-Man 4.

Is that guy wearing only a bath towel? What a pervert.

Alice discovered she really liked the Blue pills.

One of these things is not like the others...

For some strange reason the only person the gay bomb did not work on was the little girl, she was all about the red rocket.

Wow, Cher still looks great for her age.

Sex Ed in Japan

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Hey!! What the... That's my daughter... and my son... and my strap-on!!

"I'm sorry honey, I honestly thought we were getting Josie and the Pussycats for your party." "That's OK, José is really... neat!"

When i'm sitting at work, and the daily grind gets me feeling down, I remind myself of why i work so hard, to give my the kids the opportunities that i never had growing up, and it makes it all worthwhile.

"And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!"

Nothing could distract her gaze from the Naked Fat-cocked red man.

The opposite of Megan's Law.

And in the morning, the only thing Cinderella had to remember it by was one glass slipper.

Karoke strap-on parties now available at Bangkok's new "Lucky Happy Fun Birthay Party Land Pizza". Call and make your reservation today.

The ending scene from "The Wizard of Rocky Horror."

"Uncle Tom, when I grow up, can I be a sex freak like you?" "Why wait?"

We shall fight on the beaches, We shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall fight in the fields and in the streets, We shall fight in the hills, We shall fight in the blue oyster on karaoke night.

Alice in Hentailand.

When Tom is busy with his acting or his church, Katie likes to slip out for a little "girls night out". It keeps the marriage strong.

there was ONE guy at the party who had not only undergone a sex change, but also a controversial and expensive age change as well. no one knew what to do.

The Taiwanese X-men lost a lot in translation

Her upbringing may have been unconventional, but they loved her as if she were their own penis-tucking son and that's what Focus on the Family fails to understand.

These are the "scarry-assed cowns" that come to little girls birthdays that make them become pornstars.

Aaah...Prom Night. So many memories.

"Hey Mike" "yeah?" "You like the Pussy Cat Dolls?" "Hell Yeah" "we're doing them friday night" "Well, hell YES!" friday night-- ".....ohhhhh. Fuck you man."

Her Dad was the Gayest Dad of all

Chris Angel's magic act changed over the years, but the mystery was still the same.

Could be worse, you could be the guy with the pink penis.

'Bring your daughter to work day' was quietly cancelled a few minutes later.

"...and now, here's a little number by Toby Keith."

Ken was starting to doubt that any amount of alcohol was going to make the selection at the bar that night more attractive.

Hellboy II: The Golden Shower

As she gazed at his spandex hot pants, she felt the patriotic spirit swell in her bosom.