Craptions Classics March 10, 2008

Mattell introduces the Tiananmen Square Barbie playset to mixed reviews.

JasonF

Other Craptions

"Doctor, I keep having this dream where I'm a little girl walking in front of a tank, a pink tank, and its preaching love. Also, I'm skipping. Oh, and I think it wants to protect me" "I've told people they might be gay before, John, but damn"

rockstar

San Francisco secedes from the union.

p47plane

Most dads get there daughters ponies for there 7th birthday... But then again CHUCK NORRIS isnt most dads!

DragonFlyJones

You know, the Pink Panzer movies just weren't that great without Peter Sellers.

Crenshaw

Affirmative. Target is in sight. Commence Dakota Fanning termination sequence NOW.

wreckingball

Seventeen puppies and six bunnies died that afternoon. The papers dubbed it "The Cutest Massacre Ever."

tayser

See what voting for Hilary gets you?

crispy

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...and war.

Phreezdryd

Even Transformers had the gay next door neighbor stereotype.

Fairview

The Don't Ask, Don't Tell military policy resulted in some... flamboyant new recruits to G.I. Joe. Shipwreck was delighted.

LardLad

"Who put a red sock in the wash?"

Stevo3000

And when the general came by on a pogo-stick, Bill knew it was time to quit the army.

Roland1232

After a huge drop in 3rd quarter earnings, Mary Kay gets significantly more aggressive.

BigBear

To prevent being harvested, some Little Sisters upgrade to the Fucking Huge Daddy.

Crenshaw
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