Craptions Classics March 09, 2008

"I can barely make it out. Is that a cup those two girls have? The screen is so small...wait, what the--?...Noooooooooooo!"

Kierkegaard

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Above: Artist's rendering of 93% of the internet.

JasonF

"I said LUKE I am your FATHER..No no, FATHER, FATH..ER. Dammit Luke, I said I'm your FA...Ugh, damn signal. I'll just tell him when I see him."

goodapollo

"And this is where our dorm has pillow-fights. Wanna go?" "Not right away, child. The force has prevented me from standing up for a few minutes."

Roland1232

I find your lack of signal...Disturbing

CFKnight

2 Girls, 1 Sith Lord

Crenshaw

"Ha Ha Ha, look at that fat kid acting like a Jedi. What a tool!"

Fairview

How does everyone have a blueprint of the Deathstar on their cellphone!?

monneyman3

Take another, I blinked.

crispy

"OK, I know how to get into my voicemail, but how do I... oh, I see."

Corpsy

Fuck this caption shit. I can't think straight. Those girls are pure hotness and I would sell my grandmother to gypsies to be with them.

Roland1232

"He said you're WHAT? Asshole! Get him on the phone and I'll force choke him via satellite."

Corpsy

Txt: Ob1knob: If u shld dlt my txt now, I'll bcome more pwerful that u culd evr imagine. Rofl

SaltyChuck

"Yes, that's actually a picture of my face before this whole respirator-thing." "You look a lot like Hayden Christiansen" "I get that a lot."

Hechtor31

"Nice pictures, ladies. Now excuse me while I go Force Choke the chicken."

scarlet_fuzz
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