Other Craptions

Although a sad and solemn occasion, Gary Gygax's funeral was nevertheless, for many, THE social event of the season.

"A superhero, NASA scientist, Jew, Fairy, and a French Painter walk into a bar..." "he-hem" "oh man, what are the chances? sorry, didn't see you standing there"

Virgin Team, Assemble!!

While behind them, Ash Ketchum decides these particular Pokemon are not worth catching.

As Mike got out of his car and walked toward the five of them, he could already tell that responding to this craigslist ad was a mistake.

These are the voyages of the tourbus Enterprise.

The mailman was mistakenly enrolled as one of the warriors, but he never spoke up as he felt he was finally getting recognition as a hero. Meanwhile, Andy sits at home wondering when his package will arrive.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fell into disarray after the failure of the movie.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for The Village Idiot People!

Even though Bob had quit and gotten a job with the post office, the Super Friends still considered him part of the team.

The Mailman of Doom and his entourage: Stamp Girl, Not at this Address, Insufficient Postage, and Return the Fuck to Sender.

Hey, don't forget to take off your badges. You don't want to look stupid...

The writer's strike of 2007 was bad, but it was nothing compared to the Sci-Fi Channel's extras strike of 1998.

My wedgie sense is tingling.

"TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!" "Get the hell off my property."

As Kenny walked past the five douchebags posing for a craption, he was delighted to no longer be the worst dressed loser at the mall.

Behold! More than 100 cumulative years of virginity!

"and over on the right we can see the specices 'neverlayus'...they usually move in packs"

The League of Ordinary Gentlemen were all dead within the week.

If only we knew who they were supposed to be, then we could at least make fun of them for that.

Production still from a failed 1970s superhero movie, starring a young Jamie Hyneman.

Mardi Gras in Canada.

The albanian justice league.

The representatives for the nations of the C.O.C.K. (Commitee Opposing Cool Kindred). Okay, this was just so I could come up with an acronym for cock...

Too wierd to live. Too rare to die

"Dibs on Frenchy!"

The Justice League backups still wait eagerly for their turn in the spotlight.

most people don't remember when hitler's brain was delivered to MIT.

Look at the kid on the far right. You don't see shorts like those any more! And those socks! At least someone knows how to dress...

Virgin Squad, Assemble!!

The Burger King Kids Club had modest beginnings.

Can you guess which ones are guys? All of them.

Open casting for "the Watchmen" proved to be an exercise in futility.

Yes we can!

The gay Justice League inducts a new member. (Shipping hasn't brought his new costume yet.)

"Cindy, cover your thighs, you're embarrassing the rest of the group!"

This is dedicated to the chick second from right: wear that costume for me and I'll do anything you want.

Krypton minutes before the explosion.

Most people agreed that although refreshing, the Village People's costume change was for the worst.

Young Michael just wanted to have his comic signed. Instead, he experienced a new wave of tingling sensations in special places that he never even knew existed.

"Special" delivery, indeed!

cosgay.

Supervirgins... ASSEMBLE!

"Mark, will you put the camera awawy and get over here, you look ridiculous!

How many times have I told you kids, no LARPing in public!

The WoW Village People

Before he hit it big with Adam on Mythbusters, Jamie tried other sidekicks. TwitBusters was not a huge success.

I really hope the guy in blue is a parole officer.

"Greetings from 1973! Due to nuclear fallout from the world war of 1987, we should be superheroes in your time! Bow to our might!"