Other Craptions

With their logos directed at young children, the pedophile waited silently on the other end of the wall, for someone to grab the right sausage. Hint: It's the small shrunken one.

Babies. The other white meat.

Alex's Meat is mostly Play-Doh and dirt, but damn if it isn't the best Play-Doh and dirt meat I've ever tasted.

Some people enjoyed watching Sweeny Todd, but one fan saw a gold mine.

That'll teach you to raise hell at 2AM, you little shit.

Where kids really come from - insert and wait 9 months.

My Bologna has a first name...and so does that one and that one and that one.

Take a guess which one PETA's more upset about.

I mean yeah it tastes awesome. but do you know what parts of the baby they use?

"Child, cow, cow, child, child, child, cow, cow ... this one seems to be made of strawberries. I'll try this one."

By the age of 2, these toddlers already run their own slaughterhouses. What have you accomplished?

"Soylent Green is People!

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. That is what I truly want to be."

The "Have You Seen This Child" ads are getting stranger and stranger...

Cannabalism doesn't seem so bad with a bit of good marketing...

Huh, I didn't know Little White Boy Bologna was endorsed by the Freemasons...

With the increase in funding, stem cells are now available in bulk at Sam's and Costco.

Long years spent waiting for a president who didn't really understand Swift's 'A Modest Proposal' finally payed off for the meat lobby...

Having disappeared 3 months ago, we could finally call off the search, contented by the fact that there's a little Billy in all of us...

Bologna for Babies is the same, except it makes airplane noises as it approaches the mouth.

Babies give me gas...

Nothing says "ground-up, mechanically processed animal carcass" like the wide-eyed innocent glare of a cherub faced toddler.

Seriously, who the fuck puts cows on bologna? That's just plain stupid.

The most natural result of overpopulation.

"Look! Here on this comedy site, they've posted sausages with pictures of children on them, and people are making ironic and corny jokes out of it." "What?... that's baloney!"

I hope I never have to meat the clowns who keep posting all the bologna puns. I have some serious beef with them

In the XL section of the adult toy shop, you have your choice of cow schlong or baby's arm.

"Baby, are kids Atkin's friendly?"

abortion clinic souvenir shop

when i eat young children, i look for Alex on the label. that's how i know it's fresh.

Let's see..no pork, no shellfish...yeah, Moshe, looks like baby sausage is OK!

It became pretty east for the cops in NY to close down the pediphile deli ring...

The Jews finally found themselves another white meat.

"Get in my belly!"

The moment I saw the invitation, I knew her party would be a total Sausage Fest...

This store doesn't even have dark baby meat or mexican baby meat!

For some reason Poland began to use recycled milk cartons to wrap their sausages.

Seriously, nobody wants to buy the strange grey baby meat...

Soylent sausage is available in both original and beef flavored.

Sure, little Jessie was a bit on the heavy side, but to submit a picture of a cow for her Missing Child ad was just cruel.

Babies -- tastes great AND less filling

Germany's darkest secret. Bologna made from children and cartoon cows.

When we become desensitized to missing children's profiles on milk cartons...

Jeffery Dahmer takes a stab a marketing.

The Little Rascal's line of deli meats seemed quite racist until they introduce the dark "Buckwheat" pumpernickel bread.

I prefer asian babies, they're grain fed.

Hey little girl, do you wanna see my sausage?

Marketing campaigns dont' always translate well. Some cultures find the "now made with REAL baby" spreadable meat offensive.

No, no! We're not selling pure baby meat! Yeah, it's mostly fillers...