Other Craptions

I said NO mayonnaise! You bring great shame to our family!

A memorial to Chinese Mario stomping out the last capitalist. But no, the last capitalist is in another castle!

Haha, Jew! This is MY sandwich!

Chinese Moses made damn sure you understood his commandments.

You sir! How would you like to take a wild ride on my mechanical tax advisor? See how long you can stay on!

I found the dope! Yeah, it was in his ass!

Asia's version of Bob's Big Boy

In Japanese baseball, the coach of the losing team must eat home plate.

robby always carries a sponge to wipe the pesky peasants off his work boots.

"This. This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar."

FINISH HIM!!!!!

Donny the trucker had an irrational hatred of sandwhich board advertisers.

it's "Fried Rice", not "flied Lice".....you Plick

You call these shoes SHINED, ASSHOLE?

It was supposed to be punishment, but Dave secretly liked being on the bottom.

RARE "Bad asian child getting mouth washed out with soap" Hallmark Precious Moments BID NOW L@@K!!! PayPal accepted, no credit cards.

What happens in Chinatown stays in Chinatown.

The problem with commemorating the Great Peasant Uprising of China is that an hour later, you want to commemorate again.

I said bite the fucking curb!

In Japan, it's common for politicians to campaign by being photographed with voters in the position of their choosing.

By the power of this cheap plastic book made in Taiwan, I am Asi-AN!!!

"Okay, I can't read Chinese. But I damn sure know what the three X's in the lower left mean. I'll buy a dozen, if you can get rid of the dude with the sandwich."

This is the way we scrub our history Scrub our history Scrub our history. This is the way we scrub our history In time for the Olympics.

What would you do for a klondike Bar? Apparently this guy would Curb-Stomp a woman.

Who's making the shoes now white boy.

"that right there? that's the gimp."

Pre-Nup. Old School.

Jim-Bob 3:16 -- "And thus did the almighty Plumber smite the cross-dresser with a bar of Irish Spring."

Listen bitch, this is the LAST time I'm telling you NOT to shellac my overalls!

There is just something about overalls that make everyone seem just a little more douchy.

Up next in our "Get in the Kitchen" collection, one of my favorites, "You Call This a Sandwhich?!" hummel figure.

Bob the Builder displays the penalty for anyone who refuses to Wang Chung.

Ah, window washing in the days before scaffolds, back when women had a use.

The ice cream sandwich originated in China as a torture device, and remained so until the addition of neopolitan flavor.

Yee ha, I won best misogynist!

No idea what it is, but it's probably full of lead. So don't lick it, O.K.?

Once Norman Rockwell discovered crack, his art work suffered greatly.

Sign reads: "Must be this tall to ride the asian man."

With contreceptive sponge in hand, Fong was going for the most fabled of sex acts, the Oolong Tea Bag.

"Xaio the Builder, Can we fix it. Xaio the Builder, yes we can...."

Typical Day at the Chinese Stock Exchange.

Roll Up! Roll Up! See my amazing Man-Dog! Half Man Half Dog*! Roll Up! *Actual Dog percentage may vary.

Jethro would often dream of standing up to them "big city" types that complain about his "cow shit" aroma.

statue commemorating the inventor of the time-saving tombstone guillotine, complete with sponge to mop the blood off his shoes.

Finally, Hummel figures for the rest of us.

When it comes to Hummel figurines you can spot chinese knock offs by the paint around the edges...and that they're sadistic

No, Motherfucker! I said use KIWI shoe polish!

As Hiro prays at his father's grave, Ando seizes the opportunity to declare himself Super Shoe Shine Man.

Caption reads: Fat American factory owner eat sandwich as worker dig own grave.