Craptions Classics March 05, 2008

"...and that's why it's called 'Poland'."

Quellish

Other Craptions

There's never a good time for diarrhea. Some times are worse than others, though.

bcanders

People complain about the corsets women used to wear, but you don't hear much about Ye Olde Assrods.

LardLad

Most economists attribute Denmark's historically low birth rate to it's ridiculous courting rituals.

Kierkegaard

The trees on the right are dying from shame.

goodapollo

I see it! I see it! Over there! My dignity is over there in that field!

Wembley

"In Soviet Russia, PLANTS grow YOU."

Drunkenprophet

I don't care what anyone says, Dutch Power Rangers was awesome.

goodapollo

a shot from the set of the flemish remake of 'crouching tiger hidden dragon'

anonym

"According to the brochure, the cries of 'Oh God please get me down!' are all part of the show."

Corpsy

"I'd call it a disorder if I wasn't so goddamn jealous"

lawdragon

"...And that's what I want our wedding to look like, could you imagine walking down that aisle?" Not about to be played the fool, Jeff made sure he had sex with Susie one more time before he left her retarded ass.

goodapollo

After waterboarding was ruled illegal the CIA got 'creative'.

Nebulon

It was a bold display- using the corpses of street performers to make modern art.

LardLad

Loser Brigade, away!

LardLad
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