Other Craptions

There's never a good time for diarrhea. Some times are worse than others, though.

People complain about the corsets women used to wear, but you don't hear much about Ye Olde Assrods.

Most economists attribute Denmark's historically low birth rate to it's ridiculous courting rituals.

The trees on the right are dying from shame.

I see it! I see it! Over there! My dignity is over there in that field!

"In Soviet Russia, PLANTS grow YOU."

I don't care what anyone says, Dutch Power Rangers was awesome.

a shot from the set of the flemish remake of 'crouching tiger hidden dragon'

"According to the brochure, the cries of 'Oh God please get me down!' are all part of the show."

"I'd call it a disorder if I wasn't so goddamn jealous"

"...And that's what I want our wedding to look like, could you imagine walking down that aisle?" Not about to be played the fool, Jeff made sure he had sex with Susie one more time before he left her retarded ass.

After waterboarding was ruled illegal the CIA got 'creative'.

It was a bold display- using the corpses of street performers to make modern art.

Loser Brigade, away!

"Fascinating," Ben Franklin mused to himself, "the lightning appears not to give a flying fuck about the flamboyance of one's attire."

I can see my house from here!! Aww, honey, not the milkman...

Unfortunately, the first machines to become self-aware and turn against the human race were automated colonoscopy devices.

earth ejects the gays.

The first attempt at a 21 clown salute was off to a good start.

Live shows of "The Village" at the M. Night Shayamalan theme park.

This scene from Enchanted was cut for being, "not gay enough."

The woman Dan met online was not the kind of pole dancer he was hoping for.

Vlad the empaler was revived by mad scientist¡¡ and discover cannabis very soon

High Five! Shit, missed... try again guys...

Uh, oh, colorful pole people... Looks like rain.

Oh, David Blaine, is there nothing you won't do?

Eager to gain the attention of passers-by, they hadn't worked out what happens on the rebound.

"You know, unless you are looking for random muggings or rape...Central Park just isn't what it used to be."

You know what guys, think back to those people who laughed and told you a degree in 'Artistic Movement' would be a waste of time. Well who's laughing now.

They lost their fear of heights that day, but gained a fear of bees.

Judging by the cloudy skies overhead and the dead trees, I'd say God was pretty pissed off at this abomination.

Totally awesome Fart Swings!

It was a good day for the potato-gun vendor.

With just a little work, all these mannequins could be 69'ing each other, in mid-air! Now THAT would be art.

Sometimes you just have to take a pole in your ass and say: "To hell with it!"

Ventriloquists Vs. Dummies: The Reckoning Today the dummies finally get their Vengeance.

It's still better than Norbit

The neighbors gathered and stared in disbelief. Jeff's obsession with lawn ornaments had gone to far.

This Mary Poppins display has been sponsored by Astroglide.

I always thought that Dr. Suess' ideas came from his head...but these people really do exist

:So how was the park? :It was......odd

" New LSD laced Skittles. Taste the fuckin' rainbow, man. Just fuckin' taste it."

New public sex toys being tested in the park. Yes, they vibrate.

The artist would later play it off as a tragic accident, but police suspected he knew damn well what would happen if he stuck 6 art majors on lightning rods and set them up in the park.

the dutch missle defense systemstill had some kinks to work out

In retrospect, hiring Tim Burton to direct Ricola commercials wasn't exactly the best idea.

"Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve, what in the hell are you idiots doing? Get your British asses down here and save my lion ass."

"Sorry kid, you shoulda picked the blue mushroom..."

The most terrifying flowers ever cultivated.