Other Craptions

"Honey, put another layer of guns on! It's cold outside!"

As Johnny left for war, he couldn't help but think that he was forgetting something important.

He's appropriately camouflaged to infiltrate Michael Jackson's base of operations.

Lee Ming knew the third arm and lack of penis confused his enemies so he always let them show.

Chang misunderstood the commander's orders to grab his weapons and report for debriefing.

You know, it's hard to look like a bad ass in slippers.

The first batch of Terminators were disappointing, to say the least.

All the good spawns in Call of Duty 4 come with a price.

Guns don't kill people, minorities do.

clothes?! are you kidding?? There ain't no room for clothes when your packin this much HEAT!

...and from that day forward, they never hung him by his underpants again.

Tell me the truth Dave, does this AK-47 make my butt look big, or my penis look small?

Danny couldn't shake the feeling that Brian was trying to make up for something but for the life of him he couldn't figure it out.

Chow was the quickest draw in the East...That third arm of his was like lightning!

You know, it never would have come to this if his parent's hadn't eaten his pet dog when he was a child.

The Few...The Proud...The Chinese

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life steals your clothes, make the mother-fucker pay.

Let's get Chen! Hey Chen! Yeah! He'll shoot it. He shoots everything.

Lose pounds quickly with Vioxadin! Side effects include excessive body heat, anal leakage, and a compulsion to overthrow the government.

THIS is why Facebook is gay!

I ain't got time for pants.

Unfortunately, his lack of testicles kept him from ever pulling a single trigger.

Who needs clothes when you got guns?

In his biggest estate sale, Liberace's gun rack sure was strange, though not the strangest item sold that day.

Asian Edition: Naked Snake

Nobody laughs at my third arm anymore.

The merger between Playgirl and Soldier of Fortune was rough at first, but the new staff was committed to their vision.

Since entering the NBA, Yao Ming has really taken a liking to the hip-hop image.

It was pretty clear to everyone that: a) he was overcompensating, and b) he was going to need another gun.

The third arm growing backwards from his side is what truly makes him an effective instrument of death.

i had to get those fucking clothes off me asap because they pissed me the fuck off when i was killing people.

thanks cracked, now we're all sex offenders.

Seriously though: how many wars has a uniform ever won?

Because I'm so badass sometimes I shit my OWN pants.

This is my rifle, this is my gun ...

Chen spied his wife. He was going to need more guns.

Me shoot you long time.

Dyou mind? I'm a little busy here!! Get off my lawn!

"I don't care if you called it, I SAID I GET TOP FUCKING BUNK!"

"tonight", thought kochi, "i will sleep in the top bunk"

"When you as hard as me, you don't need pants...or a shirt...or socks..."

Just for 30 cents a day you give Lee a "bigger gun"

Tim, come on dude. Seriously, it was just a spider. Come back to bed?

HELLO! My name is Cheinego Chinchoya. You kill my father, prepare to die!

In one episode of the A-Team Face went undercover in a Thai brothel. Fortunately it never aired.

In a last-ditch plan of action, general Huang Mao banks everything on the hope that his enemies are easily distracted homosexuals.

Reviews were positive until the media got a hold of this snapshot of the main badguy in Rambo

Communist China decides that confiscating Chang's clothes is for the betterment of the country. Hilarity ensues on the battlefield.

Neo? You look... different.