Craptions Classics March 04, 2008

Dear sirs, I wish to complain about my male escort. I said Send me an Asian with a set of guns and packing something like a baby's arm. NOT THIS!!!!

montydog

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"Honey, put another layer of guns on! It's cold outside!"

Nift

As Johnny left for war, he couldn't help but think that he was forgetting something important.

PaulTMD

He's appropriately camouflaged to infiltrate Michael Jackson's base of operations.

Corpsy

Lee Ming knew the third arm and lack of penis confused his enemies so he always let them show.

Wisteria

Chang misunderstood the commander's orders to grab his weapons and report for debriefing.

Fairview

You know, it's hard to look like a bad ass in slippers.

lawdragon

The first batch of Terminators were disappointing, to say the least.

dogico

All the good spawns in Call of Duty 4 come with a price.

Radzilla

Guns don't kill people, minorities do.

Drunkenprophet

clothes?! are you kidding?? There ain't no room for clothes when your packin this much HEAT!

Moose27

...and from that day forward, they never hung him by his underpants again.

Kierkegaard

Tell me the truth Dave, does this AK-47 make my butt look big, or my penis look small?

lawdragon

Danny couldn't shake the feeling that Brian was trying to make up for something but for the life of him he couldn't figure it out.

Nebulon

Chow was the quickest draw in the East...That third arm of his was like lightning!

lawdragon
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