Other Craptions

....and that's why Optimus Prime doesn't let the autobots hang out with Richard Gere anymore.

California's auto emissions standards sre very strict. Belgium's, on the other hand, are just stupid.

"You should hear this baby purr."

i'z in yur muflr, blokin ur eggsaust

The poor little cat was exhausted. Zing!

Picture of a Jaguar giving birth.

The cause of the problem was pretty obvious, but that didn't stop the mechanic from charging 2500 bucks.

The new environmentally friendly cars run on love and emit kittens.

Mittens knew he could be anything when he grew up. His dream was to be a filter against carbon emmissions.

How Mexican cats get to America

howling with laughter, the dog floored it...

The Fast and The Furry-ous.

I CAN HAS MUFFLER?

"What do you mean there's something wrong with my catalytic converter?" "You're retarded."

reason #15 of why the new knight rider sucks.

"Hold the fucking phone; you say this new Mitsubishi is so eco-friendly, it emits cats?" "You bet your ass it does." "I just got a little hard."

Hybrid car sales plummeted once they realized what the 'bio' in biodiesel was.

"Shhh. . . Don't let master find me. I don't want to lick any more peanut butter."

"Shh. I is hidng frm chineez rztrnt."

Listen man, your girlfriend didn't cheat on you...but if she did, well this is taking things too far!

I tell you man this new car purrs like a kit- Hey waitaminit!

"This will be a day that Mittens the kitten won't soon forget." "Kittens give Morbo gas."

Paul couldn't find any potatoes, so he grabbed the first thing he saw.

with gas prices, you can no longer put a tiger in your tank

5...4...3...2...

Hummm, maybe the europeans read the customer suggesttions for a "pussy hole" a little differently than we would in America.

Of course it was easy to see Earl never paid attention in Shop Class and his friends' laughter only confirmed that his interpretation of Cat-Back exhaust was incorrect..

Options shown.

when you can't afford a trunk monkey

"...and its only emissions are ozone, kittens and small amount of water vapour!" "That sounds great! Wait, what was that first thing?" "Ozone." "Okay, no problem."

"Dude you got a chick car, haha" "I did NOT!" "Dude look at the muffler." "Awww fuck."

Much to the police and pet owners horror...Japanese street racers have come up with a crazy new mod...meywooww

To the motherfucking aquarium, bitch!

I iz hidng frm horrny skunk.

The back end of my car comes with a kitten cannon.

If your cat don't fit, the pipe is shit!

The evenings were cozy and warm, but the wake-up was a bitch.

Oh Kitty, what's the matter? You look exhausted.

the last of the lolcats creators was dead.. snuggles smiled.. cats everywhere could now rest in peace again..

"do you know why i pulled you over sir?" No - I didn't think I was speeding... "well I'm gonna have to ask you to remove your pussy before you get back out on the road."

Sadly, cuteness is not an effective emissions regulator.

Much like sunken ships under the ocean, cars abandoned by Courtney Love because she forgot where she parked become home to local fauna.

don't ask where they shoved the gerbil

Cat: "God damn gay cars shoving animals up their asses. Comfy though."

Cannibal Car had many effective ways of luring victims.

Want to see a cat go woof?

License Plate: PSSYWAGN

Iz in ur car. block ur exhaustz!!!

Michael Vick's new cause - People for the Exhaustpipe Torture of Animals