Craptions Classics March 01, 2008

The salesman said this car would definitely get me some pussy.

Prime

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....and that's why Optimus Prime doesn't let the autobots hang out with Richard Gere anymore.

Radzilla

California's auto emissions standards sre very strict. Belgium's, on the other hand, are just stupid.

Kierkegaard

"You should hear this baby purr."

Xander

i'z in yur muflr, blokin ur eggsaust

Shmichael

The poor little cat was exhausted. Zing!

cigjonser

Picture of a Jaguar giving birth.

Roland1232

The cause of the problem was pretty obvious, but that didn't stop the mechanic from charging 2500 bucks.

Corpsy

The new environmentally friendly cars run on love and emit kittens.

Spaugelsi

Mittens knew he could be anything when he grew up. His dream was to be a filter against carbon emmissions.

lawdragon

How Mexican cats get to America

phreesh

howling with laughter, the dog floored it...

namesnatcher

The Fast and The Furry-ous.

thenunchuk

I CAN HAS MUFFLER?

Xander

"What do you mean there's something wrong with my catalytic converter?" "You're retarded."

Corpsy
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