Other Craptions

Some bars have peanut shells all over the floor. Then there are the tougher bars...

It was everyone's worst fear: The emo kids... they were indesctructible...

This is why we have flyswatters.

After the fourth round it became pretty clear that Ernest's suicide attempt was actually a cry for help.

Just another Texas wedding. Or 4th of July. Or Birthday party. Or cook-out...

Yeah, Neo, that's very cool. But you're still a douchebag.

A scene from Home Alone 4.

Michael J. Fox had been at target practice all afternoon, but he refused to call it a day until he hit the bullseye.

Well, that concludes our tour. So, when do think your child will be joining our school? Wait! Where are you going?

Fuckin' hipster Iraqi kids what with their rolled up cuffs and whatnot.

"Whoops, sorry about that. OK, now the safety's on."

Lord of the Flys would have been a much shorter book in 2008.

Anyone else think cuffs are gay?..... Didn't think so!

This is what happens when Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez team up to make a sneaker commercial. Awesome, but damned if it makes any sense Catch it... at the Grindshoe!

She loves me. *Bang!* She loves me not. *Bang!* She loves me. *Bang!* She loves me not...

"I guess Donald should have DUCKed." "...Tom, God dammit. God dammit."

As a young depressed adolescent, Superman tried to kill himself many times only to meet with failure.

Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here

Being a janitor in Compton was hard work but the amount you could earn selling scrap metal more than made up for it.

Officer, it was an accident, I swear

Jimmy was the toughest hall monitor ever

Ordinary people smoke cigarettes Chuck norris smokes bullits

"I know I can do this. Come on, put the apple back on your head."

It may have taken 112 twelve tubes of black lipstick, but Randy was the most emo kid in school. He could finally take a breath of fresh air, if he wasn't so against that kind of thing.

You gotta ask yourself 1 question. Did I shoot 348 bullets or only 347? Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya.....punk?

Billy the Blind Kid was picked on constantly. He finally had enough. Didn't do him a damn bit of good though, he was still blind.

When Jeff found out the principal wanted to question him about the women's underwear in his gym locker, he started to sweat bullets.

The pictures of his Mom making him clean up this mess were somewhat less bad-ass.

Frank wanted to get laid after prom, but he kept shooting blanks.... HEY!!!!!!!!! I'll be here all week folks!

When inner city kids can't afford roller shoes, they improvise.

On the set of Grease 3: Totally Fucking Greased.

Glock used this as conslucive proof that .9mm really were the most popular gun amoung young teens.

Iraqi Fonzie don't take no shit from nobody.

"I'm telling you, I didn't murder him." "Yeah, then why is there a bullet in his head?" "He uh...fell on one."

That's it Chris! Do that again, and you're on TIMEOUT!

Billie Jean is not my lover. Anymore.

Columbine Photography Club

And that is how the emo kid learned to dance.

Dammit... I missed

The shooting stopped, the smoke cleared. Wide stance or not, Larry Craig would never stick his foot under a bathroom stall again . . .

A typical sneaker ad in Darfur.

Hey kid, get off my casings!

Oh shit, I thought this was a knife fight

... and that concludes the 8th grade orientation.

Well ma'am, that should take care of your roach problem. Now will that be check, credit card or cash?

For some emo kids, cutting was no longer enough

Getting capped by a guy in Converse was one of the most humiliating ways to die in Rockstar's forthcoming game 'High School: The Massacre.'

The dress code for Matrix IV was more relaxed

Gunfights between scene kids take an incessant amount of bullets, as most headshots are deflected by severely gelled hair.