Craptions Classics February 29, 2008

Converse Trainers. When you absolutely positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room, accept no substitute.

Nebulon

Other Craptions

Some bars have peanut shells all over the floor. Then there are the tougher bars...

LardLad

It was everyone's worst fear: The emo kids... they were indesctructible...

Nift

This is why we have flyswatters.

Prime

After the fourth round it became pretty clear that Ernest's suicide attempt was actually a cry for help.

Kierkegaard

Just another Texas wedding. Or 4th of July. Or Birthday party. Or cook-out...

LardLad

Yeah, Neo, that's very cool. But you're still a douchebag.

Crenshaw

A scene from Home Alone 4.

LardLad

Michael J. Fox had been at target practice all afternoon, but he refused to call it a day until he hit the bullseye.

Nift

Well, that concludes our tour. So, when do think your child will be joining our school? Wait! Where are you going?

Crenshaw

Fuckin' hipster Iraqi kids what with their rolled up cuffs and whatnot.

IrishTerror

"Whoops, sorry about that. OK, now the safety's on."

Fairview

Lord of the Flys would have been a much shorter book in 2008.

lawdragon

Anyone else think cuffs are gay?..... Didn't think so!

Benpott

This is what happens when Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez team up to make a sneaker commercial. Awesome, but damned if it makes any sense Catch it... at the Grindshoe!

Spirit
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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