Other Craptions

After having his testicle removed, Lance Armstrong went through some... unexpected changes.

It wouldn't be wise to mock Chuck Norris' 13 year old daughter.

As Mike turned his gaze towards the cross-dressing homeless man with a raccoon for a hat, he knew he was in for one hell of a race.

The second coming of Christ was a bit of a letdown.

Anyone who thinks this needs a caption to be funny is dead inside.

A scene from The Fast and Furriest.

Hey! You got a wrench? I want to remove the seat.

Safety Racoon says: Remember kids, always wear a helmet!

God issues a recall on the 'human' series after serious design flaws begin to surface.

People laughed, but amazingly it did improve his aerodynamics.

Dad?!

Accusations of steroid usage have rocked the womens cycling world this year.

Now we know what "Wolf" did before American Gladiators.

Guy in the back: "Losing the race wasn't so bad, but being in 2nd the whole time was terrible."

With the writers back to work, production of "Grizzly Adams Goes To San Fransisco" resumes

Business Casual.

Damn, I really need higher standards. Oh well..."how much?"

Ron didn't quite know how to tell his parents he was gay, but he felt confident that at least one of the things he was doing would get the message across.

The next day's newspaper headline: Bicyclist struck by 13 cars on highway, stabbed to death.

It started as a dare, but soon Frank would refuse to leave the house without wearing his pearls, sports bra and raccoon hat. "It's what I'm about," he would often say.

The money wasn't steady, but Frank never once regretted majoring in... whatever it was that he majored in.

Boy that Will Ferrell sure is getting desperate for movie ideas!

Red socks with white shoes? What was this guy thinking?

Growing old sucks. Your hair starts turning gray, your belly fills out, you get this uncontrollable urge to wear short shorts and pearls, a wolf pops out of your head, you sprout tits... and then there's the hot flashes.

Racoon-Hobo Delivery: Not the fastest in town, but funnier than UPS.

Thoughts from the man in the background: "You know...He's in better shape than my wife!"

"See gang it was't the the Big Bad Wolf" "It's just a cross-dressing, alcoholic, bum on a bike" and he would have gotten away with it if wasn't for us meddling kids!!!!!!

President Rutherford B. Hayes great-great-great grandson shames his family, his country, and the Pecan Food Market.

How did he get those beads...? OH, GOD, HOW DID HE GET THOSE BEADS...??

Whatever it was the sunlight was doing to cyclists with facial hair, Frank vowed to remain in the shadows until nightfall.

Just gettin' in shape for Bikini Season!

"Dammit, Jim! I said mountain bikes! Now we look ridiculous!"

The single best disguise a 17 year old girl has ever come up with to by beer.

"I don't wear bicycle helmets. They just look ridiculous."

Thats my boy.

Some users of Cialis make experience side effects...

Grandpa! Stop dressing so sexy!

makes sense, really. The bike is on a crack and up a crack, and the rider is on crack as well, with the whole thing being put on "cracked.com" Cracks me up, really...

For some reason, Carl couldn't help but feel that loitering wasn't the only reason he was asked to leave the Food Mart.

Only in Austin...

I FUCK on the first date!

Try not think about how high his ass would be in the air if he was actually riding that bike....

Originally, Bob was going to wear his black shoes, but then he thought he would just look gay.

By wearing this dog's head as a hat I can look 30% more manly.

His horoscope was eerily accurate that day.

"You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"

The no shoes, no shirt rule just didn't apply and thats all that matters.

Jim Henson's lesser-known twin brother Ray also had a fascination for felt animals.

Is that Matthew McConaughey?