Other Craptions

This time John came prepared, not a single naked breast would go unrecorded at this year's spring break.

Ironically, this photo was taken with a cellphone.

"Not to worry, folks, I'm with Homeland Security! Continue with whatever you were doing, just pretend I'm not here!"

Shortly ahead, Camera-van ran over a crossing guard, as its view was partially obstructed by a Thumb-truck.

Although Jim pretended that his Camera van was a novelty, he really just hated epileptics.

His nemesis: Mirror Van.

Does anyone have any AA batteries? I could really use some AA batteries!

Wait till you see what he did to his camera..

After being shunned from his own Amish family, Jebidiah comes back with a vengence.

Ironically,he was busted for flashing

He also owns a smaller car......IT'S A SHUTTER BUG!!!!

Tired of the paparazzi following him, Tom decides to fight fire with fire.

Part of Mazda'a new ad campaign, the "Zoom-Zoom" van

It was all funny until he decided to take a picture using the flash and destroyed every retina in a three block radius.

By cameravan.com, they actually mean bangbus.com

Since 9/11 surveillance had become steadily less subtle.

YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA BELIEVE ME THE NEXT TIME I SEE THAT FUCKING UFO!!!

Hi. I'm an attention whore.

"Boy, I sure do love cameras," Luke thought to himself. "I sure do!" He looked down at his life's work and paused for a moment, reflecting. Then he pulled out a gun and blew his own brains out.

"3,999 ... 4,000! I'm done, all 4,000 cameras all on one van!" "Wow -- how'd you rig all the shutter buttons?" "How'd ... I ... OH SON OF A BITCH!!"

The cameras were merely a means to an end. That end: plastering every inch of his home with pictures of people giving him the finger.

Tom had a good business until he stupidly had his van washed.

If you go to his website you can hear the 'camera van song'(no really). I think we all need to take a little time to reflect on that.

Thanks to this craption picture his site will see a record number of hits today.....5!

Aww crap, I forgot the film.

Why yes I am a virgin. How did you know?

Has anyone seen my camera?

FREEE CANDY!! FREEEEEEE CAAAAANNNDYYYY! Which one of you cute little kids wants to see the video cameras inside the van?

After losing his left hand, Esteban angrily smashed all his guitars and proudly displayed his new hobby.

Sure he'd thought about going digital, but there wasn't that much hard disk space in existence yet.

IGNORE ME!

If you won $1 million what would you do? I would cover a van in cameras and dress up like the Deperado...

I'm amorous, you're amorous, we're all amorous for some cameras.

"OK, maybe I don't need THAT many megapixels..."

Bill Belichick rolled onto the sidelines undetected once again.

You don't ever want to be behind this guy at the drive through Fotomat.

If you go to cameravan.com all you see is 3 billion pictures of the same town.

This is actually Camera Van 3. Camera Van 2 was made out of disposables. 1 was made out of Polaroids and you had to get into a horrific crash for the pictures to dry correctly.

I need to manually focus every single one of these. If you could all just stand still for about 10 hours, we should be fine.

$500 to the driver if he slams on the brakes

Hi, my name is tom and i have too much time on my hand.

The new 2008 Dodge Phototopia is not selling as well as first thought.

The exact opposite of the center of attention.

The FBI wasn't exatcly sure how their surveilance van cover was blown, but the stake out was an unfortunate bust.

Gerry's attempt to usurp Google Maps was woefully underfunded.

Britney decided to fight fire with fire. You can see her in the passanger seat, laughing maniacally..."mwahahahahahaha"

Polaroid Dundee

Just TRY to CHEAT on me NOW DIANE!!

and the whole town ended up constipated from so much "CHEEEEESE!!"