Craptions Classics February 26, 2008

How small businesses are born.

Corpsy

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the townsfolk watched in horror, and slight boredom, as slugzilla inched his way towards the skyscraper..

anonym

Due to the writer's strike, apostrophes had nothing to do.

grumnut1

Honestly... Who paints a fence red?

sevpay

Not pictured: massive golden cock

Nebulon

It was strange that the proof of God's existence came when he lost the paste from his toothbrush into downtown.

ckald

With the hair on his neck prickling, John swiveled around in his chair and stared out the window in horror. Somehow, the Turd had found him.

Fairview

After godzilla's little "accident", no one took him seriously.

bcanders

Little black building was pissed when he showed up with his half of the mustache grown and other building had completely forgot.

buttcleaner

The Asians have succeded in honoring bukkake, golden showers and Godzilla, all in one monument, magnificent!

winkihed

After consuming 40 magic mushrooms and a few dozen fire flowers, Mario leveled the Koopa Corporation Headquarters in one fell swoop. Unfortunately, he failed to collect enough gold coins to secure a competent defense attorney.

Corpsy

Tired of rumors about asians and small penis's, they decided to counter that rumor showing they have huge sperm...Golden sperm...ladies?

Loorep

Somebody, somewhere, agreed to pay a lot of money for that.

lawdragon

Godzilla really regretted eating that Mexican neighborhood.

Fairview

The Golden Cumpass

bcanders
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